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Wonder if she squeals and throws in the odd oink oink 🤣🤣🤣

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He must get an overwhelming urge to double dip his dick in Detol and get the scrub daddy on his bollox everytime he is reminded of her bouncing on his todger ! 🤢🤢 oooh the shame - bet the clap clinic has a special flashing neon sign .. Aimee’s victims this way - please do not sit down or touch...

We do not says the words FANCY DRESS mate - you know that - pinning the tail on the donkey? Do you mean the real ones cos I think my bloke would be a bit upset if someone stuck a pin in his Fanny! 😱

I declared ceasefire on the leg over ban - on my terms - obviously - he is allowed to follow my orders and any complaining n he toddle off down the road to his donkeys and spend the night with them. Are the eeeawwws ok? Yes and no Fanny is depressed ( the vet says it’s the move) though how you...

Well we have the funking donkeys too don’t forget! 🤬

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I’m sorry but the absolute crap for 9 year olds??? How the do is she thinking 9 year olds are wanting bubble sticks and those sticky bat n ball whatsits ? And that toddler table?? Dear god if that’s what Harold is used to I bet the other kids rip her to bits. Or is it because she knows...

fing happy crock dance???? - guuurl pass me a cattle prod n I would be happy to give you some new moves - oh the fun we could have!

Hope the cats bury their s n she goes to stick a plant in and gets cat crap stuck down the new manicure! Vile creature she is ! But then with the filth already accumulated she wouldn’t notice!

Only thing that kid said would have been along the lines of mummykins don’t forget to pack my sippy cup and please don’t by anymore s cos I can’t get in my bed anymore !

Come on then local parents of Southport - who the hell has been REACHING OUT ( fing hate that phrase) to the village con woman and worse parent for VALIDATION ( another pet hate) of your parenting woes - Please let us know who who you are - don’t be shy or afraid - the inevitable sectioning...

Is this just me ? Just watched Charlie’s post where she’s just had her lips done . Now I think she is way better than her sister in a lot of ways but my god how vain is that woman! My lips look so gaasawjus ??? It’s such an unattractive trait. It could be that I’m from Yorkshire and we tend to...

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All these posh birds on here🤣🤣

So if Harold is going out with her dad what is stopping her walking to the scene - rolling up her sleeves and joining the volunteers to clear the mess? Why isn’t she asking her dad to pay for some of the tradies he constantly sends to hers to offer help in the re build? Can she not even go round...

Puffy nips for rent for the starving babies? NAH - Just for the desperate Dave’s - all welcome - form a queue suckers!

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Cos shops closing and food apps not working is the apocalypse to her 😱 direct arrow through her heart if she can’t get pizza n co or a manky Mingo !

My god she is sickening ! Off topic but the heat we are all having and she’s sat there in thick pjs - bet she stinks to high heaven!