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Is she channeling milk maid or Andy pandy here😱

Babe I don’t think a clinic or institution has been built yet that could cater for all of our bonkers lot on here x mad as box of frogs you lot ! Not me of course x

Howling🤣🤣

I like 400 tc - could chat bedding all day x my bloke dies not understand the gravity- missy the set we are talking about is Kelly Hoppen 😢

I’ve got a theory people - call me sceptical but … weren’t the gruesome twosome supposed to be doing a once in a lifetime visit to Charlie’s today? Well I reckon bendy had agreed to pick up Ralph n anal aims has had a sulk - persuaded mummy to say it’s her who is poorly cos she knows she would...

Doubt very very much she will have bedding issues babe - you’ve seen the actual state of that bed - probably crimplene polyester and cat hair blend - 2 for £7 at the pound shop x dirty cow !

Oh my actual christ! He would be on sleeping on the trampoline for a month - so sorry for your loss babe - let us say a prayer fir the 220 thread count 🙏 xx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣soul mate x

Well my inner evil has been whispering babe- how’s this sound? - I’m gunna forgive him Wednesday morning cos I’ve got the day off - take him back to bed for sexy time - cuff him to the bed and do off to selfridges with his wallet to buy more - I am wounded babe- only fellow bedding snobs...

Yes real life honking donkeys 😱😱Mildred and Fanny!!!

I was thinking as patients 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never ! 🤬

Or a donkey !

I ❤️you lady - sorry bout your ex 😢 he said realised straight away bout the timing but by then it was too late cos all the lads had jumped on and paid - he knew I’d flip so was trying to butter me up before telling me! Between us he is soft as s and yeah it was him on the trampoline 🤣 he...

Oh my god how much of a laugh would that be !! I’ve not told him yet but but I’ve changed it and booked to go with my girls for a week instead - we go the day before he comes back and my sister is having the littles overnight and bringing the 3 of them to mine when he gets home. He can look...

Don’t want to out myself but it’s along the lines of enforcement 🤣 and before the Huns start - I am not a Bobby! 🤣

And TillyLou - no shagging up a tree for him in the forseable 🤣🤣

Part 3 - we have a holiday booked - been booked months and cos nob head runs quite a big business- I worked round his dates. Found out only Yesterday that he’s booked a golfing trip with the lads - am I bothered about him going away? Nope! Am I bothered that it’s straight before we go and he...

Well they sell this in Costco so she missed a treat today! They’re always passing the samples round - her idea of heaven!