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Actually I don’t mind saying - I was a police officer until I had my youngest then I took 3 years off until she started school because I hated missing so much with my eldest. I was always late home and there was no work life balance. I had every intention of going back but now I work for the...

Yep - all booked - a week in an adults only lux in Cyprus! Us geminis know how to do it 🤣🤣he should be thankful it’s only a week - we are gunna send him a pic for when he lands of all of us with our cocktails 🤣🤣🤣

Deffinatly not!!! 😳

Kipper knickers!

She chats absolute se- it tastes like gravy she makes at home - proper gravy with stock ???? Has this lazy cow EVER EVER made chicken stock when she does her boil in the bag chicken let alone gravy with juices?

Cos lazy arse is off to a taste testing event isn’t she? Plus there is no way on gods earth Ralph can spend time with Wendy without the princess chucking herself about !

She is definitely gunna be doing a Spanish cleaning company promo - that’s why she’s placed them on her radiator and moved the bin!

Thank you for this! If I need a docs app I’m not gunna take up a space - I’m just gunna come on here! Unless it’s something pickable or pokeable n then no way cos Tilly would be straight in! 🤣

Like that Stay Pufft man on ghostbusters 🤣

I will make the bed up for you babe 🤣 is that bridge big enough for all us lot and our troll clubs? I think the Fourth Bridge would be a bit snug 🤣

Not sure about pre diabetic - we need Missy & Tilly for the medical stuff - to my untrained eye it just looks unnaturally pudgy - like if you poked her the dent would stay 🤣like the one between her eyes🤣

I’m a size 10 and 5’t 5 and where I need to I buy a 12 because in my opinion in some cases a bigger size makes me look slimmer - I always size up in pjs - it’s a frigging label! If she didn’t scream her size from the roof tops nobody would even know! And it’s not like people actually care! It’s...

THATS IT!!! Margarine smell! 🤢not even Flora ! It’s the big tubs of something like they sell in cheap shops ! This is exactly what my nose thinks it can smell on her vids!

XXL !

I do mine every evening after dinner without fail! And then twice a week they get a steam mop. Yes this is what normal clean people do babe - we are NOT the abnormalities 🤣

You just know the floor is sticky and you can feel all the bits when you walk on - fur balls big as her head under that sofa and bits of toe nails cos I know she picks her feet - we’ve seen the state of her hooves - dirty dirty dirty !

Nothing like a good fettle - I’ve got cleaning outfits ! It’s either shorts n T or sweats n I never wear them for anything but cleaning! 50 shades of grey when he always wears THE jeans n she knows she in for a happy ending? Well my sweats are on n my bloke is looking in every cupboard for a...

Worst job to start this! I can’t sleep if I know my wardrobes aren’t neat and co ordinated though - I have to be able to see everything - if ya no ya no x

Why thank you x