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I am manifesting a rich successful brain surgeon with the sexiest arse and 6 pack to come and sweep you off your tootsies - kind loving and respectful with a great sense of humour- great manners - never leaves the loo seat up or buys random donkeys. He will be with you by August and all of us...

It the “where did she put the gravy” comment that does me! These fing idiots are allowed to vote and raise kids but they are actually worrying where H has her gravy! 🤯

Well won’t do Aldi hauls - she wouldn’t want a deal with them - too common🤣

Not a prayer - I’ve gotta replace the bedding yet - gunna have to do the whole room🤣🤣 and remember he actually thought I’d be fine with the🍟 - sorry but he can make mates with the polos !

I think they look like something that swoops from the sky n nicks your fish out the pond!

I would pay good money to see her in full stompothon 🤣 fing cats swinging by their tails her bouncing off the walls squealing n H sat under the table on her iPad oblivious! 🤣

That’s it !!! He is forever fing shrek now! 🤣🤣

Mine too now 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣miss Rachel 🤣🤣🤣

Wonder how long the DVLA decision will take? She must know something by now?

Do you think she’s already necked all the gifted suff? Christ her liver will be pickled!

keeps saying is he is so sorry but he couldn’t say no cos the lady was getting on and needed to sell them and our 7 year old was crying and begging him to let them come to live at our house. He tried explaining that you can’t just buy donkeys but she was heartbroken cos the lady said they would...

keeps saying is he is so sorry but he couldn’t say no cos the lady was getting on and needed to sell them and our 7 year old was crying and begging him to let them come to live at our house. He tried explaining that you can’t just buy donkeys but she was heartbroken cos the lady said they would...

Not me striding over my prostate bloke who has fainted with the shock! 🤣🤣🤣

There has to be - I think they told her straight that she was a lazy minger and they didn’t want someone who lets there kid play with mucky used vibrators - especially when they are riddled with herpes and constantly pissed representing their brand. Think she then did her usual stompothon and...

About 18 x he is still creeping and slithering and I’m still telling him to go shag a polo x

Donkey update🤣 dr bleeding Dolittle has had a vet out to check the eeaaaws over - they need vaccinations before the farmer will have them on his yard - im howling …. £590 for the vet check and some hoof thing and vaccinations £120 each. Then he’s gotta pay someone to move them and the cost of...

She’s gunna be doing a bundle you watch x

She won’t want mr Burns dad to have her - she won’t want her - she never does, she just loves calling the shots but to be honest - from what I’ve seen regarding that kid her dad ain’t that bothered - not bothered enough by a long shot!

Can just say - the amount of broken hair she has round her hairline ?? Looks like bloody horns and her whole head is bitty and frizzy - it’s in awful condition !