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Really? I thought she was the digital something or other that vav is with

She talks s! She could have used a letterhead from her Dad or even taken something of Bendys proving a business. Can’t have been wanting to go that badly because she could have used either option long ago!

Here we go - she will rave and rave about Costco - tagging them into EVERY bloody mention squealing to get a deal - I boycott every brand that works with her but please do not let her take my Costco! 🙏

Mines is definitely the cherryB x

Howling!

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Dunno I stopped smoked smoking 10 years ago after a bet with my bloke for £100 that I could do a month but if I started again I’d gotta give him £200 back. When I say I’ve stopped - I’ve stopped buying them but I keep a few that I pinch off my bestie hidden in the garage and when he pisses me...

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Yes!! Were these white with a gold band on them? When you could go in a shop n buy single fags and one would get passed round all your mates- somebody would always wet the end and there would be murders 🤣

God NO to the JD - it’s my blokes drink of choice but I pour it down the drain a bit at a time so he won’t notice - it’s the smell! Reminds of drunk pervs and I don’t know why - just gives me the ick! X

I think it was the first thought of us all 🤣🤣

That dent is denting!

Can you remember the posh French menthols that were in a flat box? Always felt very posh with those🤣

Ffs - I am fuming! We are going to some friends at the weekend for a fancy dress BBQ - asked the bloke to go pick up the outfits I had paid for - Tarzan and Jane - he’s just walked in with ….. a fing HOT DOG & A BOX OF FRENCH FRIES!!!! 🍟 🌭 !!!!

Oh the old Taboo ! Very sophisticated 🤣

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Whoop whoop 🙌

Cleaned her oven 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah course ya did ya clatty cow ( did I use the word right)

That latest haul - clearly the Dove is not working for you olga - you have black mucky legs and your feet are so rotten they have turned hooves! You need to mix it up a bit and try that elbow grease on your legs and possibly your lady garden and armpits and the loo cleaner if left over night...

Don’t dare start me off again lady - I need to recover! 😱😱