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Well said babes - and yes Aimee is still a Fanny but a Fanny with mucky trotters x

Oh the shame !

Do these things go on your medical records??? SUCTION? Dear lord!

Morning you lot - just in work and telling everyone about the strange objects you told me had been found in men’s bits! Everyone finds it as funny as I did! Lurker & 5 bellies - hope you are ok this morning ? Shocking behaviour yesterday! Did someone manage to message the innocent lady whose...

I must be a bit slow but what is the benefit of anyone on here having multiple accounts? Just why?

Nite nite you lot - you’ve all really cheered me up - my ribs hurt with laughing n tomorrow I’m gunna find some mad dog 2020 and relive my youth xxxx mite even get on the kitchen island with my tambourine xx

Let me get over yesterday first - I’m still finding beer cans in my hydrangeas!

Rum and black - that’s an old one! 🤣

I was doing a routine to a drag artist singing some gay anthem n had to show my knickers - perfectly safe cos the were all gay 🤣 my dad had never ever been as mad - he was a big rugby player n I thought he was gunna put someone through a window - oh how we laughed! Not😱

Absolutely!

I got a job in a gay club dancing on the bar with a tambourine! My dad thought I was tucked up in bed till someone told him n he came in the bar to rake me home! I was 15 but I’d told them I was 19. Had to wear a little gym skirt n socks - I looked so cute and was very good at it ! . I swear I...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ooh I hope the lady turns out to be a champion bare knuckle fighting shot putter n she goes off to find the scumbags or even a top barrister that will sue the pants off them !

It’s a bloody liberty!

Me n you would be besties in real life - I know it ! 🤣

Can’t they not get into trouble for that? Surely they can’t put a random lady in the line of fire! She could nip to Tesco all innocent n before ya know it bam!!! Felled by a rabid cucumber wealding olga Clingon! And her real name is bloody Brenda from Clacton and she’s never heard of bridge...

That’s another saying for my book of quotes ! 🤣

Only the posh birds did Lambrini - MD 2020 in Yorkshire cos we are bad ass! 🤣 in our local corner shop when I was about 15 you could take an empty bottle in n they’d fill it up from something under the counter. It was some sort of sherry come rocket fuel - cost the same as a packet of fags ! No...

Back to the plastic Daffy Duck things then

So relieved ❤️❤️ god these people are unhinged! Think I need my bed - what a day! X