My blokes week of twatishness - I know my girls on here will hear me
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sent him to collect fancy dress costumes that I had ordered and paid for - Tarzan & Jane - comes back with 🌭 and fing 🍟 ( fuming)
Like no way on gods Green earth am I waking about as bloody 🍟to his 🌭
I needed to sort...
True story - I am the OG clean freak n my daughter got nits. She has the thickest longest hair - anyhow I nearly needed an ambulance when I saw the bloody things - phone call to mum & dad to come help - 2 hours later my mother & Dad are de- nitting the kiddos n I hear what sounded like the...
I get lost with the comings & goings tbh - wasn’t sleeplion a nice one? Not seen the name for ages tho and why is she coming for you? You are the least offensive on here! X just ignore babes - easier said than done I know but they will all crawl away if you just laugh at them - we have all got...
Honestly I appreciate you loads and I would give you a mahoosive pay rise - and for the record should I ever need to go to theatre I would want you there to tell me a funny story while they put me under and to make me laugh after xx I’d never disown you x even if you make me wee and gip at the...
Are you not tempted to go n be a nit nurse or something?? 🤣 you are either fingering abscesses of digging in perverts japs eyes or sniffing diseases that I’ve never heard of - said it before - you deserve a medal x
Aww bless you ❤️❤️ yeah I’m fine - love him to bits but he has been a t! He can’t see what he has done that makes him a t n I can’t see how he can’t see that he has been a t! So I’m making him suffer big time! I should put a poll on here to see who thinks who is being the t 🤣🤣 x...
Unless you have any advise on how to stop yourself from beating your spouse to death with a cucumber and feeding him to the foxes babe - no. Blokes are just a different species and at the minute I’m considering getting a refund on mine n looking for a Dave!
Yep - we are all waiting in anticipation! What the hell is this dimwit on! Tesco drop her for being a lying scruffy spunk stain so she thinks she can just try n have another supermarket over! The audacity of this oxygen thief!
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