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Oh now just no fing no way!!! You could hear it! ???? 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤯🤯🤯 sat here with my gob open! Not me running 🏃‍♂️to tell the bloke! WTAF !!

This must be a parallel universe cos I’m sure nobody I know would even think about it! I’m gunna look at every bloke I know differently now ! 🤣

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Where’s the video ? What do I look for? Il report it too!

Jamie would have chopped it off first ! X

Absolutely no way! Who would even think of doing something like that! SHAME ON YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!

Well we once went for a walk as you do and fancied a bit as you do but we had been the pub n it was dark so we get down to it against a tree - all was well till a double decker bus stopped on the other side of the tree n the whole top deck got an eye full ! The absolute horror on an old ladies...

Please stop my side are actually hurting! 🤣

My fella is mortified 🤣 says don’t they have any tools like nips or even cooking tongues to grab hold. And why can’t they ask a mate or neighbour to help them out cos it’s gotta be better than having to explain to a nurse what you’ve done🤣🤣🤣🤣 brought tears to his eyes and he is still feeling...

Imagine the state of her lady garden tho!

Just asked my bloke if he has ever felt the urge - he wants your name n number cos he’s ringing the police! Said I am being corrupted! There are kinks and then there’s perverted babe - I’m good with stockings n shag up a tree every now n then - there is NOTHING going down my nob for king or...

Oh god me too - can’t even do cherry aid - even after my dad mended the hoover it stank for months! Had to fess up to my mum cos the stain on the carpet wouldn’t go even after I tried bleach - which obvs made it worse! Didn’t tell her about the hoover though till I’d left home ! 🤣

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Shut the front bloody door! 🤢

Think I get it 🤣 but today he is just hungover clatty n maybe a bit “dutty” ? 🤣🤣

Just wanna say you lot are the funniest bunch ever! You’ve had me crying today xx football? What football? 🤣

Oh stop now! 🤣it would bloody stay where I put it until they did my postmortem 😱 how would you even try to explain it!!! Ooooh the shame !!

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I’m guessing what clatty means 🤣wish I knew which part of the country everyone was in cos some of these words and saying have me howling - gunna tell my bloke to go get a shower cos he is clatty( is that right) 🤣🤣

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