Search results

Oh god - oh could she? My kids would die!

What? Is the dirty vibrator one still on there? I didn’t see that? Can anyone post it please?

Exactly this - the hair crimpers will be in the suitcase or maybe the Madonna pony. The one leg off centre pose to help the filter will be nailed and the shining big moon face will smothered in something orange and greasy. The 90s wings will be winging the bushy spiders leg lashes and there will...

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That fing brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s embarrassing 🤣🤣

It’s just shocking - she will never be able to loose all that chub!

Oooh dear how unfortunate!

He’s howling -says your on - he will be the bloke on the donkey for I’d purposes 🤣- he’s like a kid! Buzzing cos they are winning - it’s only bloody Doncaster - it’s like Liverpool playing Rotherham under 11s! Be something seriously wrong if they couldn’t win!

Ginny teeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

J says where do you live - you n him ready to rumble 🤣🤣

It’s real isn’t it ! Can’t be good for us this yanno !

Boom 💥 I’m with you 100% 🤣🤣

Mine calls her a ten to twoer x

I need to be more Lurky 🤣

That sounds like she will be looking like one of those orange MnMs on the ad with the little stubby legs 🤣

Think I’m gunna have to 🤣🤣

Why? She only takes the kid to Bob for an apple at the mother’s house? Not even a bloody party for her! She usually stretches to a Mickey Mouse’s headband - party party 🎉

The bloke reckons I need to stop watching her as there is distinct change in my mood when she fs me off 🤣 I tend to thrust the phone at him n I’m like - just fing look at this jizz stain. He’s trying to watch Everton and I’m forcing him to look at her drooling and sucking it back in! I’m...

🤣🤣🤣