Search results

You’re gunna have to send me 2 guides, a detailed map & a sat nav with a side of breadcrumb trails cos I’m useless !

Why the hell does she have to make herself so greasy! It’s far from glowy!! And it’s time she gave up on those stupid crayons wings! She adds 10 years to herself !

Liam has actually got better with age - it’s his attitude for me that makes him so hot - Johnny Depp has said how excited he is and that he wants to be in the crowd - he’s in Dublin a lot with his band so can you imagine singing wonderwall and Johnny is right there - be still my beating heat -...

The worst thing is there will be some 17 year olds who only know the chorus to Wonderwall that will be getting them while us in the blood oasis fans who have prayed for this will be shut out! 😡 also seen them loads back in the day but I’m gunna be heartbroken if we can’t go - this is real history x

That was a really great gig

Don’t as me! Had all on finding the Tesco one🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anywhere for us lot too. I don’t mind Heaton Park -always a great atmosphere there! Maybe I will see you and not know it’s you!

Well it’s gunna be military strategy for us - every phone and device of all of us - im praying we can get the first Manchester gig - proper homecoming for the boys! Not been so giddy since stone roses!

I swear I’ve actually wet my knickers! I have waited for this for so bloody long! I’ve pre ordered the limited on vinyl and my hangover has been replaced with jubilation - all is well with the world - just need to scrap it out for tickets now! If I have to watch by helicopter so be it! The...

I’m sat here actually biting my nails waiting for the Oasis announcement- I can’t even contain myself I’m so fing excited ! Anyone one else? X

It’s what my niece and friends call Autumn - she fing 40! Obviously just head it somewhere and thinking it’s cool 🫣

I’ve been with my bloke for ever but if something were to happen I just don’t think I could get in on with a total stranger - its not cos I’m a prude either!. I’m definitely not judging here - each to their own but ffs she’s a mother and a middle aged one at that so surely you have a duty to be...

Awww thanks ❤️ - yep I’m blocked again - who the do likes burnt garlic? She needs some decent pans cos garlic should not do that - it was cremated! The heat is way too high and she uses way too much oil ! She really can’t do anything right can she!

Awww enough pleeeeese! I’m feeling very dodgy still and you lot are not helping at all ! Is that even going in or coming out? 🤣

It’s the spunk bucket! It’s really making me gip! It’s in my head now! 🤮

has Olga stoped eating dinner then? Not seen a dish up se for days? Or are we waiting for the Birdseye ads?

Just wanted to let you slip in quietly but 💥💥🙌❤️💐🤗😍🥰💃💃👯‍♂️🌸🌼🌈🥁missed ya x

Head back over the sink - cheers Tilster - you never fail!

That’s my tipple - I just watch all those people asking for skinny double shot this n with triple something else half soy half nut milk shaken and stirred🤣🤣 with a bamboo spoon from Timbuktu with cherries on top n I’m like what the do are you lot on? - the bloke went mad to have a built in...