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No flies on us babes 🤣

Ooh loads to tick off the Bingo! Shut souvenirs - crap mug and the bloody magnet! KERCHING!

Do you reckon olga & Bendy sit and make a posting schedule and rules? I mean olga would throw a fit if Bendy just posted what she wanted when she wanted and stole Olgas thunder. I’ve paid for you to come mummy so you have to do what I tell you - I am not allowing you to post anything all day...

Now you’re talking ! And tied into a double not ?

I will take your and Gavins word for it babe - hoping you’ve not shoved the foliage into dance Victoria Secrets 🤣🤣

Mardi pants 🤣

Over my dead body lady - fight fight fight! 🤣

Cheeky sods! 😳

Sorry but I think we all want that beautiful artefact so it looks like last 🧌 standing gets the goodies! 🤣

Bless you - is it still just puffy but not painful? It makes my toes curl thinking about it x

Rectify it? 🤣🤣🤣 what would you do babe? Full head transplant? I doubt those 2 surgeons on Botched could find anything worth saving on that mug !

Well you had best not be doing no disappearing act Birkey - you are our unification minister 🤣

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Thanks all for your support with the dentist today - I put my big girl ( as in Grown up - not Olgas plus size) pants on and did it. Turns out I need antibiotics and had tiny filling - im proud to say it’s my first filling EVER so I’m a very brave soldier. If the bloke dosnt get me the dental...

Oh I bet he gave her a few thoughts while the clap nurse was scraping his scabby Todger out! 😳

I bet he absolutely hates it! Checking the house for cat piss n crap because his gormless impulsive none daughter decided to turn the house he gave her into a frigging cat hotel! Ungrateful thing she is- bet he’s fuming at the state of that place!

I know - i feel so silly! I only didn’t look cos this one goes so bloody fast if I joined another thread I’d need to leave work n do this full time! I actually thought to myself how much can they chat about the virtues of a wide leg work trouser or a pineapple print co ord 🤣🤣😳

Thanks Hun - If I do say the wrong thing just tell me and I will shut up with no offence taken 🤣

Ooh that dent! Her face will be turning in soon - I think it’s because she has no brain to pad out her skull🤣

Did she bite both ends of that so nobody could take it? Fat t!