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I ❤️you lady - sorry bout your ex 😢 he said realised straight away bout the timing but by then it was too late cos all the lads had jumped on and paid - he knew I’d flip so was trying to butter me up before telling me! Between us he is soft as s and yeah it was him on the trampoline 🤣 he...

Oh my god how much of a laugh would that be !! I’ve not told him yet but but I’ve changed it and booked to go with my girls for a week instead - we go the day before he comes back and my sister is having the littles overnight and bringing the 3 of them to mine when he gets home. He can look...

Don’t want to out myself but it’s along the lines of enforcement 🤣 and before the Huns start - I am not a Bobby! 🤣

And TillyLou - no shagging up a tree for him in the forseable 🤣🤣

Part 3 - we have a holiday booked - been booked months and cos nob head runs quite a big business- I worked round his dates. Found out only Yesterday that he’s booked a golfing trip with the lads - am I bothered about him going away? Nope! Am I bothered that it’s straight before we go and he...

Well they sell this in Costco so she missed a treat today! They’re always passing the samples round - her idea of heaven!

I’m signing you both up to the odd ball therapy clinic 🤣🤣

My blokes week of twatishness - I know my girls on here will hear me 1 sent him to collect fancy dress costumes that I had ordered and paid for - Tarzan & Jane - comes back with 🌭 and fing 🍟 ( fuming) Like no way on gods Green earth am I waking about as bloody 🍟to his 🌭 I needed to sort...

True story - I am the OG clean freak n my daughter got nits. She has the thickest longest hair - anyhow I nearly needed an ambulance when I saw the bloody things - phone call to mum & dad to come help - 2 hours later my mother & Dad are de- nitting the kiddos n I hear what sounded like the...

No way 😱

I get lost with the comings & goings tbh - wasn’t sleeplion a nice one? Not seen the name for ages tho and why is she coming for you? You are the least offensive on here! X just ignore babes - easier said than done I know but they will all crawl away if you just laugh at them - we have all got...

You would love my job Hun - different every single day and I could write a book on loonies and social misfits x

Honestly I appreciate you loads and I would give you a mahoosive pay rise - and for the record should I ever need to go to theatre I would want you there to tell me a funny story while they put me under and to make me laugh after xx I’d never disown you x even if you make me wee and gip at the...

Aww babe - let me at em ! I got you!! 🤣 what the one that always makes me laugh on here - GURL HOLD MA WEAVE!!! X

Are you not tempted to go n be a nit nurse or something?? 🤣 you are either fingering abscesses of digging in perverts japs eyes or sniffing diseases that I’ve never heard of - said it before - you deserve a medal x

Tilly you are no longer my bestie!!! Had to run to bloody google then didn’t I!!! Thanks mate ! You’ve done me AGAIN! 🤢🤢🤢

Well I wasn’t even there and its one of my fave things to chuckle to 🤣🤣

The Spanish stuff is ❤️❤️❤️

Nah she can have Asda - I wanna keep Tesco, M&S and Costco 🤣🤣

Tilly don’t tempt me - he will end up in A&E with one of you guys shining your light up his arse! I’m still chucking at the radio ! X