Becki Jones
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8xl? Who is buying these tents off her? Surprised she hasn’t got her knickers on there for the weirdos that love her and her sex noises when she eats
Just read on TikTok that caff is the car and Parker’s great grandmother? Who’s their mum?! So confused. Becki looks pissed off about the house being busy. They are always there for all the celebrations. Still don’t get why they do all the dance stuff either.
Becki maybe if you moved out you’d have more space for your massive self?!
Them fing two front teef when she’s doing her chippy video. I can’t believe she’s this size and eats this many take aways.
Becki maybe if you moved out you’d have more space for your massive self?!
Them fing two front teef when she’s doing her chippy video. I can’t believe she’s this size and eats this many take aways.
And as if the double decker bus it judging the car for eating rice peas and gravy.. it is odd.. but she has some neck (it’s hidden by her chin but you get me) after the monstrosities she puts in her gob. The cheap frozen kebab meat being one of these monstrosities.
She really has about 4 brain cells. Her video explaining morris dancing has hurt my brain! What in fs name advice about mistakes was that? I couldn’t even comprehend what she was saying. She only likes going cus she uses the excuse of being there for eating a massive amount of food. She really can’t talk with out saying “but, and yeah, but yeah” these imbeciles all do it. Sentence fillers..no Becki not sandwich filler… they have nothing of substance to say so have to use these words to make it sound like they do. Aimeee, sevda and Steph the Venus fly trap all do it
Leah is the mum of Porscha and Parker, her mum is Becki’s sister so Cath is the great grandma of Porscha and Parker.
Who the hell would buy her clothes 
and let’s be honest that blue dress is too small for her now as she absolutely loved herself in it so they’d be no other reason to sell it.
The packed lunch, just piles of processed crap again, and to think she thinks anyone is going to believe ‘not all the food gets eaten’ line. Yeah righto. You’d not put all that extra in each week if it got left each week.
and let’s be honest that blue dress is too small for her now as she absolutely loved herself in it so they’d be no other reason to sell it.The packed lunch, just piles of processed crap again, and to think she thinks anyone is going to believe ‘not all the food gets eaten’ line. Yeah righto. You’d not put all that extra in each week if it got left each week.
Someone has a video of the live in which she talks about her dad’s probable prostate cancer… Can’t believe how flippant she is
The fing size of her head! The grease on her hair and the horrific fanny part she smoothes down is just grim. The way she is talking about this is as if she’s not talking about her dad. Like it’s someone unknown to her. She has more concern
her her smelly dip when maccies forget it.
Her what I eat in a day is fing unnecessary. For many reasons.
1. The close up of her forehead happens too often in this video
2. In particular her eating the Rice Krispie bar fing she couldn’t get any closer to the screen!
3. Imagine sitting there filming yourself eating from an avengers lunch box at her age
4. She actually said a woman is her dance mum?! She looks the same age if not younger then mounts Rushmore head!
5. She absolutely loves herself
6. Her eyes are caving in under the pressure of them boulder cheeks
7. She takes her nieces to these “comps” every week and it’s weird. Their parents don’t even have this much dedication to their own kids
8. The way she says “comp” as if she’s competing
9. You’re toll old Becki to be so excited by an ice cream van!
10. Stop eating so much crap
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1. The close up of her forehead happens too often in this video
2. In particular her eating the Rice Krispie bar fing she couldn’t get any closer to the screen!
3. Imagine sitting there filming yourself eating from an avengers lunch box at her age
4. She actually said a woman is her dance mum?! She looks the same age if not younger then mounts Rushmore head!
5. She absolutely loves herself
6. Her eyes are caving in under the pressure of them boulder cheeks
7. She takes her nieces to these “comps” every week and it’s weird. Their parents don’t even have this much dedication to their own kids
8. The way she says “comp” as if she’s competing
9. You’re toll old Becki to be so excited by an ice cream van!
10. Stop eating so much crap
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In the dancing video - when you see the back angles, she’s built like a wardrobe 
Also someone needs to tell her that cap doesn’t do anything for her, she obviously thinks it makes her look slimmer
Also someone needs to tell her that cap doesn’t do anything for her, she obviously thinks it makes her look slimmer
She’s so square, no shape. That’s why wardrobe sprang to mindShe’s absolutely massive
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