Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

[Deleted member 919]

Afternoon guys looks like we are off to jail is there a quick way to find out why? And if they don’t have oat milk or almond milk in jail I’m going to be very put out.

Don’t worry, I will be insisting on oat milk if they’re shipping me off to jail for laughing at someone being called a rhino.

 

[Little Marshmallow]

Right, I'm offski to go and pack. I do have room to fit some of you in my case if you're needing somewhere to hide from the plod.

Me me me please!!

 

[Medusa]

Ok so when we are inside maybe we should work together to smuggle it in? That would be one of my preferred contraband items. Anyone else intend on smuggling contraband into CC prison?

Yep, a vape, diazapam and lube. Make a fortune selling those on.

 

[Little Marshmallow]

This is unfair, firecracker is tiny and will fit in a suitcase, I'm 5ft6

Thanks

 

[Mrs Doubtfire 👵🏼]

I’m chatting from the past morning poppets

 

[Medusa]

Me me me please!!

You're welcome as long as you dont mind topping and tailing and spooning a stranger.

 

[BattyBat]

I'm bunking with @Zias false teeth the rest of you can just back the do up.

 

[Little Marshmallow]

Ok so when we are inside maybe we should work together to smuggle it in? That would be one of my preferred contraband items. Anyone else intend on smuggling contraband into CC prison?

My weed vape

 

[abcdef]

@Honey Badger Dont Care I don't have one

Are you logged in? That happened me when I wasn’t

 

[deadwood]

Yes I like to think I’m middle class with my oat milk coffee so I’ll be fuming. ( I saw someone mention they were drinking oat milk here I don’t actually care that much)
Maybe I could pretend I’m disabled of the gut though what a phrase

I'm sure Kev will share his because he's properly disabled down there, glutenphobia, dairyitis and grizzle guts.

 

[MantisLady]

I’m chatting from the past morning poppets

afternoon u ray sunshine

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Don’t worry, I will be insisting on oat milk if they’re shipping me off to jail for laughing at someone being called a rhino.

what biscuits would you have? i would HAVE to have biscuits. i wouldnt mind a short stretch behind bars, never been but it might be quite fun im imagining its JUST like orange is the new black.
Just got on computer to start work opened tiktok what a jump scare that was. she drinking today i assume lol

 

[Roxy Mitchell]

Ok so when we are inside maybe we should work together to smuggle it in? That would be one of my preferred contraband items. Anyone else intend on smuggling contraband into CC prison?

This is a good idea. I could pretend I have a piss hole problem and fill a urine bag up with oat milk and pretend to attach it to me

 

[BattyBat]

Anyone else off for a glorious 4 days?

 

[BattyBat]

This is a good idea. I could pretend I have a piss hole problem and fill a urine bag up with oat milk and pretend to attach it to me

I'm also an oat milk drinker so we need to figure something out

 

[Roxy Mitchell]

This must be the first day because I doubt our hair is going to look this awesome on day 2

Oh there i am in the middle at the front

 

[Little Marshmallow]

I'm also an oat milk drinker so we need to figure something out

So we need the oat milk drinkers together! Any stoners here who what a buddy

 

[Paris]

Done my best to get a solicitor to stay with us

 

[angieswonkywig]

Well ... i thought angie was stoping the drink?? Who is being blamed for it today? Or is it medicinal? I forget which illness white wine straight from the bottle is prescribed for?!

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Right, I'm offski to go and pack. I do have room to fit some of you in my case if you're needing somewhere to hide from the plod.

im quite big chonky so i might not fit. im up for a jail stretch. send me mail