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R to @teddy_red: They commissioned it. I don’t think I’ve ever pitched a story in my life.

 
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R to @CBGBTX: Because I know it’s bullshit, and that’s what matters. To thine own self be true, and all that.

 
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R to @teddy_red: Where did it say that was the premise of the article? And perhaps the lesson to be learnt is that there’s very little people CAN do to mitigate the current crises, but nice to know you know precisely what I’m writing before I’ve even put pen to paper! Lottery numbers next please!

 
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R to @teddy_red: And you’ve got far too much time on your hands and an unhealthy obsession with discrediting a stranger. Toodle-oo, ‘Julia’! 👋

 
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R to @Depheruk: DM me James - I’ve got a couple of bags of SBs clothes in v good nick that were going to go to boot sale that I’m happy to send up. Age 9/10/11 if he wants them.

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: All hardly worn - he’s pretty much a school-uniform-to-pyjamas pipeline these days, which me and my never ending laundry pile are secretly delighted by 😆

 
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In a depression duvet-dive earlier and couldn’t find a way out of it… So my 12 year old son threw dog treats at my head until our EXTREMELY LARGE Goldendoodle leapt all over me and licked my face until I giggled and wriggled out of there. He’s a canny wee lad, isn’t he? 🐶🦴👅

 
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R to @markworkhouse: I’ve got good people around me. Chiefly, the one I spawned 🥰

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: (For my part, I’m extremely grateful he chose the little heart shaped biscuits rather than the dried sprats and stinking chicken feet!!!)

 
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R to @KarlWomack3: Thankyou Karl. Tomorrow is a new day, and I’ll be grateful to wake up in it. Hope you’re doing okay 🥰

 
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R to @pacman_225: You spend twelve years feeding and raising them and picking up rogue underpants and then BAM they repay it all in a ten second giggling flash, just like that

 
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R to @randrewbuchan: He has had an excellent therapist to be fair 😌 (NHS, before anyone starts!!)

 
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R to @mrpaulk: He was trying to get her to jump on me - it started with a tennis ball whizzing past my ear and ended up with gravy bones and little biscuits… 🎾

 
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R to @KarlWomack3: I hope it passes soon my friend - anything we can do to help?

 
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