Jack Monroe - Bootstrapcook

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R to @brub18046207: Literally the same height as me when she stands on her back legs!! She’s MASSIVE now!!

 
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R to @KarlWomack3: A little beyond my remit, but I can certainly do my best to make some noise about it and hope that collectively we can do ~something~. It all feels so bleak though, and I’m sorry 😞

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: (Not pregnant - please don’t even joke about it thanks!)

 
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R to @gazsc: I’m all good thanks, wouldn’t dream of it! But bless your kind heart 😌

 
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R to @dario006: YES! Childhood treat that, £10 bargain bucket between us all, a rare 2l of cola and a mint viennetta - bliss!

 
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R to @binthemaster: I can never have Just One Cornetto, unfortunately. Three seems to hit the spot 😛

 
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R to @KatieLake1918: Gave the dog one the other day then ten minutes later absent mindedly moisturised my face… my god I’ve never had a hot scrubby flannel wash so fast as when I realised I’d just rubbed stinking chicken foot grease into my cheekbones 😒😒😒

 
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I have watched this a dozen times over the last few days and it never fails to make me absolutely cackle. Please store it for when you need an instant lift!