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Timeline cleanse. She does this every time I walk through the door! 13 months and still growing 😍 (Photo by SB, I do love living with a keen little candid photographer!)

 
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R to @JackfromDevon: Yeah she needs a haircut as often as I do - she has another one booked in this week! (Luckily for us one of my oldest friends runs a dog grooming parlour 🤭)

 
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R to @MichelleAustin7: That’s still the old one! The longest house move in the world, this… (being held up by a minor landlord/contract issue that’s rumbling on and on and on and on and….)

 
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R to @rebeccamakkai: I have this in a frame on the wall from a greetings card a friend sent years ago 🐌 Very sorry to hear of Sam Gross’ passing; he has brought me much simple joy and will continue to do so. Thanks for posting this 😍

 
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R to @halfironmum: At my assessment, the psych asked ‘and how long did it take you to get here [gestures at office] today?’

Me: ‘About… 23 years…’

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R to @Wer_ko_der_ko: YES. CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED! Sorry for yelling I just really really love radishes

 
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Hey, stalker trolls, you’ve had your fun now, so can you please stop sending the Police to my home for fake ‘welfare checks’? My 13 year old son lives here too and having cops turning up ~regularly~ to check his mum hasn’t offed herself is REALLY fING UPSETTING HIM. Thanks! 👍

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: They’re obligated to respond to these, and the group of people doing it coordinate a flurry of calls/emails faking concern for my welfare (ironically the same people who have public conversations about how to exploit my mental health so I top myself, go figure…)

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: This isn’t a game. I’m a human being, not a character in your fed-up choose-your-own-adventure fantasy series. Cheers.

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: For the record, I’m sober, alive, happy, and fully intend to stay this way for a good long time.

And, they’re tracing you. Wasting Police time, stalking, harassment, malicious communications, threats to harm are all criminal offences. Guess y’all didn’t think that through huh.

 
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R to @Tolerantmum: Between that and the fake RSPCA/CPS/DWP* etc etc etc reports, the last two years of my life have been utterly fing exhausting.

*hilarious, as I haven’t claimed any benefits for nearly a decade, but still got bloody investigated!

 
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R to @RookEldritch: Sigh. You’re making a lot of assumptions here about how we’re proceeding: and I don’t think it’s wise for me to tweet the granular details of an ongoing incident to half a million people, so… guess we’ll have to disagree on this one.

 
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R to @MerylORourke: Yep they pulled social services on me a few times as well. But these tedious idiots also tend brag about their keyboard warrior exploits online, so they’re very easy to find and identify if one has the inclination…

 
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Deleted because the usual suspects turned up with their dogwhistles already. I’m so tired. I just want to cook beans and help folks save a bit of cash on their food shop and say do on Twitter sometimes.

 
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R to @MerylORourke: I’ve been playing chess with bae for the last few hours (cor bloody hell he’s good, it’s delicious to be so, er, skilfully thrashed 🫢) so haven’t seen their nonsense, but I’ve had a decade of it so I can guess…! Hope you’re ok lovely x

 
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