My turn to be pissed tonight then I see
Have a couple for meMy turn to be pissed tonight then I see
Has she got a new wig?!A cups new OF videos are hitting insta
Well, as you know. I am an OAPhaven’t heard that quote for years, Paul.
As a genuine question, and you don’t have to answer this, but what did you ever see in her even as a mate?
Hairy growlerHas she got a new wig?!
She was after your pensionWell, as you know. I am an OAP
Probably thought it was Anna Nicole Smith 2.0She was after your pension
Coping lous paid for hair cutHas she got a new wig?!
I’m on holiday with the family and dying for some drama with our favourite car crashBlimey all is quiet on the western front
I'm just quietly laying in bed with a hangover. If I don't move maybe it won't hurt as much xBlimey all is quiet on the western front
You need a McD’s breakfastI'm just quietly laying in bed with a hangover. If I don't move maybe it won't hurt as much x
Double sausage and egg mcmuffin, extra hash brown with three drinks. Always get three drinks. I'm on itYou need a McD’s breakfast
But what drinks?Double sausage and egg mcmuffin, extra hash brown with three drinks. Always get three drinks. I'm on it
Full fat coke, iced latte and a hot choc usually a Vanilla milkshake rather than a hot choc but no milkshakes todayBut what drinks?
Can’t beat a full fat coke with a McMuffin. My local one hasn’t had milkshakes for ages!!!!Full fat coke, iced latte and a hot choc usually a Vanilla milkshake rather than a hot choc but no milkshakes today