My other half just gained himself a fat blowey after I showed him her stories
Went like ‘why is she only polishing and cleaning that time of day, you’ve usually done that before the girls are up’
‘Why does she think we live in a crack den? Who told her that?’
‘WHATS THAT FAKE LV PILLOW IN THE BACKGROUND? Babe never post something like that on your main stories!’
‘The men who pay to see her tits are the same kind who turn up to work in the morning stinking of beer and piss’
And my absolute favourite ‘can you stop showing me now, I don’t know why you put me through all this!’ i