Lou @Lifewithloux

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

I had a 3 hour train ride home tonight after a intense couple of days working away so was delighted to see the cook with Lou & Ste live uploaded to have something to watch that needed no brain power, fuuuuuuuck me was I wrong! Exhausting watching the pair of them, I felt every emotion possible I really don’t know where to start. I wanted to stop watching but I just could not and all I could think of was Micky Flanagans stand up where he talks about thick people and that they used to be hidden (google if you’ve not seen it’s brilliant)

The cheese alone in that food was probably a few day’s calories ffs and how the feck are they affording 1kg of cheese

The Carol thing is weird as, surely she’s done enough to get herself into heaven by now ffs at this point it’s full on creepy!

She should be sent to hell for enabling Lou's s

 

[Graveyard Anal]

I remember a limp lettuce leaf and a slice of tomato and she said she was 'puttin' on a spwead'

Ah yes there were many spreads I'm sure there was primula cheese too

 

[Bag handle bracelet]

So basically ste is living there for whatever reason. Either hiding there or been chucked out as he supplied the 2nd t.v in the lounge.
But he's not meant to be there as he disappears every Wednesday until the support worker has been.

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

What an actual fing riot that live was!
How can 2 fully grown adults be so bastard stupid? It has to be an act?
No one doesn’t know how to not cook fing pasta, she is just playing up for views now, like she was responsible for her 2 eldest kids for a couple of years, she would have cooked them something surly

Nah I tell you there are people who don't know how to cook pasta who have high ranking positions in large companies. Take my word for it. I live with one.

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

Imagine if ste threatened to chuck a pan of boiling water over her.

She's a violent aggressive pig. I don't believe that she wasn't complicit in the domestic violence that went on with James. She just got away with it coz she's a female.

 

[Lous-Pancake-Tit]

I have so many questions about that live. Where is the cheese grater? Why's she asking the difference in tuna chunks and tuna steak? It's the same fing fish.
Why did she say you need to preheat the pan on the hob? Surely that was a pisstake

 

[Yammyssubstanceaddiction]

That live was worse than anything I’ve ever seen from cooking with candy (iykyk) 30 years she’s been on this planet, birthed 3 children, raised 2 for long enough. My mums other daughter was a full on smack fiend but didn’t forget how to cook a standard meal. It looks too genuine to be an act though so I’m actually really confused as to how her little brain functions! She needs studying!

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

That live was worse than anything I’ve ever seen from cooking with candy (iykyk) 30 years she’s been on this planet, birthed 3 children, raised 2 for long enough. My mums other daughter was a full on smack fiend but didn’t forget how to cook a standard meal. It looks too genuine to be an act though so I’m actually really confused as to how her little brain functions! She needs studying!

It was the spinning and mashing of the pasta that had been boiled to for 100 hours that tipped me.

Also the spinning using a grill handle.

How are these fing thick bastards still alive?

 

[LousWindowBoobie]

I’ve just skipped through the cooking live! Wtaf they are like 12 year olds, not one of them can pronounce a word properly.
Lou is fing huge
Lou we know you have a swivel chair you’ve shown it before… not going to be the exciting reveal you expect
Half a block of cheese
The size of the fing portions (think that’s the word you were looking for Lou) and still moaning there wasn’t enough!
Shows they don’t appreciate what they have as how much ingredients they used for one meal, no watching the pennies from them two!
I’ve had to meal plan and prep accordingly so I have meals until payday. And I’ve worked for it.
The best thing in her life is her tripod….. 🫠

 

[Yammyssubstanceaddiction]

do off! Why does upside down Thatcherised Adele look like Lou when you turn it the other way?

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

do off! Why does upside down Thatcherised Adele look like Lou when you turn it the other way?

Ahahhahahha uncanny

 

[LousUnpackedBoxes]

Has anyone seen the motivational tiktok she’s done?

 

[OnlouFans]

No idea why after all the crap she's pulled, but the begging for a fing wooden spoon so she can cook has pushed me over. Zero desire to do anything to help herself - her (well, our) money is for fags and redbull. Everything else is from the kindness of strangers. I'm taking some time off from this car crash, my blood pressure can't handle it.

 

[JellyTots]

Her most recent story
I've so much work I want to do to my house, bedrooms to decorate, but I'm not on social media begging for handouts! We're both working our arses off to do it ourselves. That story has really annoyed me.

 

[Polly]

Her most recent story
I've so much work I want to do to my house, bedrooms to decorate, but I'm not on social media begging for handouts! We're both working our arses off to do it ourselves. That story has really annoyed me.

And me. She's finding it really hard?! What the actual do. She hasn't had to do nothing but fing exist, everyone else has done things for her.
She has more s than a lot of people. A bathroom full of lotions and potions. A seemingly endless supply of hair bleach, fake tan, make up, red bull, fags and choc choc. A nice house, a roof above her head that isn't a crack den (yet). No bills to worry about. Food bank parcels. Take aways courtesy of fing gullible idiots.
I'm sure that desk that was meant to be life changing, the best thing in the world...hasn't been mentioned since. Now it's all about the £30 temu thing.
She is absolutely fing disgusting. I genuinely hope she loses the lot. To think what other people who actually need, and would be so grateful of the bare basics could of had with all this.

 

[Illiterate Lou]

And me. She's finding it really hard?! What the actual do. She hasn't had to do nothing but fing exist, everyone else has done things for her.
She has more s than a lot of people. A bathroom full of lotions and potions. A seemingly endless supply of hair bleach, fake tan, make up, red bull, fags and choc choc. A nice house, a roof above her head that isn't a crack den (yet). No bills to worry about. Food bank parcels. Take aways courtesy of fing gullible idiots.
I'm sure that desk that was meant to be life changing, the best thing in the world...hasn't been mentioned since. Now it's all about the £30 temu thing.
She is absolutely fing disgusting. I genuinely hope she loses the lot. To think what other people who actually need, and would be so grateful of the bare basics could of had with all this.

Christmas is just around the corner, so I'd guarantee she hits rock bottom again. We'll be there to watch as well

 

[Ohdoris]

Not to brag, but I did an online Ocado order today & got a free wooden spoon

No idea why after all the crap she's pulled, but the begging for a fing wooden spoon so she can cook has pushed me over. Zero desire to do anything to help herself - her (well, our) money is for fags and redbull. Everything else is from the kindness of strangers. I'm taking some time off from this car crash, my blood pressure can't handle it.

 

[Bag handle bracelet]

God can you imagine what Christmas will bring. Her pouting her lips off while complaining she doesn't have a tree, decorations, food, presents.
Stuff the kids....Santa only comes for lou in her special bungalow that she's worked hard for......

 

[Illiterate Lou]

Reminding us again she's having a bad day. Hands up who gives a frig?...Didn't think so

 

[LousUnpackedBoxes]

She’s craving her cr@ck pipe….but she’s in 100% clean!