RT by @salihughes: I filled my taxi with olive oli instead of diesel on my first day as a cabbie, and replaced the wheels with cabbages, but please let me drive you to the airport
RT by @salihughes: Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
Prime Minister Liz Truss failed to outlast the Daily Star's very own 60p lettuce - but as Liz becomes the shortest-serving PM in British history, which cabbage can we expect in Downing Street next?
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