I’m placing my bets on……oh the babeez, Remi boy, kiss kiss slobber, wolf down scrambled egg with me, yes check me out I made it meself, H has had such a busy weekend she doesn’t want to do anything today, I did ask! Oh no, I got no food in, need to do a whoosh, sit fat arse on pissy sofa, block and delete, repeat for 4 hours. Quick reset, bit of Mrs Hinch and febreze should do it, use ma toilet cleaner to wipe down the kitchen, oh s it’s dinner, nothing in, I know I will throw 8 inches of cucumber and a blob of Houmous on a Christmas plate with some crisps, sorted. On you go H, stick your headphones back on, do you want a family pack of dairy milk and some fluff to dip it in. Oh and here’s a couple of full sugar cokes to wash it down. Bugger, no uniform for tomorrow, it’s fine, I’ll just give it a shake once I’ve picked it up of her bedroom floor. I don’t know, I don’t know, me head needs a wobble, being a relatable and inspirational single mum is so hard bla bla bla meh.