Good morning to my fellow unhinged blob bridge dwelling fs!
Happy Saturday I predict……… first chew of the day purple scrunchie knotted in her scraggy birds nest hair, saying her eyes are in the back of me head
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Day of pointless shopping so will we be treated to a get ready me with and monkey as we all know monkey is well into her skin care 🫢🫢. Shameless will then reveal a full face of glowing gold badly applied make up which looks like it’s been applied by Stevie Wonder using a paint gun…
Fast forward to a come shopping with me 1st stop costa coffee for a large sugar laden coffee, bacon roll and cake as would be rude not. Next stop heading into a ram packed primark on a saturday not a bit of anxiety in sight cos she can switch it on and off….
Then off we go to lush…. where she creams herself over overly scented over priced bathbombs as she needs to hide the smell of
piss after all.
Lunch will be some overpriced chicken and she couldn’t decided what coating she wanted so ordered some of each one so she could do a taste test you know warra mean
Home via M&S for snacky bits Majestic Wines for some Merlot…
Finally dud with me from Pizza and Co as she’s been so busy all day she far too tired to cook and as you know she’s not the best at cooking….