Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

[GG & her gaping growler]

It seems we have a tie… not a problem gang…iiiit’s fiiine. Ya know, iiiits fiiine. We all get a bottle of Kylie, a reject wax melt burner and a reduced Hinge membership xx

For being so specific, @Tillybud gets an unfinished garden makeover and unlimited sad songs on Spotify should they choose to film forlorn TikTok’s. Well done lovely xxx

@StickyBandit wow what a prize I’m soooo happy…..

Now to hunt out the ronseal, headband, unwashed house coat…..

Oooh glad the weathers getting warmer can sit on me deckchair….. anyone got a spare breezeblock?

 

[Missy]

I just see Honey G when she wears a cap. Looks absolutely ridiculous in them

 

[thelurker66]

Have I ever told you I have extra chillies? Yes every single time you order it (which is A-LOT) you tell us every single time

And also so much for “I don’t really want to give H takeaway two days in a row” that soon went out the window just like the men you’ve been with.

Oh and you said you needed to only put H on 3 pizza slices and garlic bread because she needed room for her chips.
Then bowls appear for the chips.
Why can’t the kid eat the pizza out the box?
So many questions
Bizzare woman.

 

[GG & her gaping growler]

Have I ever told you I have extra chillies? Yes every single time you order it (which is A-LOT) you tell us every single time

And also so much for “I don’t really want to give H takeaway two days in a row” that soon went on the window just like the men you’ve been with.

Oh and you said you needed to only put H on 3 pizza slices and garlic bread because she needed room for her chips.
Then bowls appear for the chips.
Why can’t the kid eat the pizza out the box?
So many questions
Bizzare woman.

I wonder when shaimee last had a solid all the se, grease and spice she eats must make her guts rotten bet her arsehole resembles the Japanese flag

 

[noseyneighbour]

Dice the crumpets, melt butter and pour over the crumpet pieces. Sprinkle with cinnamon and put in the airfryer for 8 minutes at 180. Pop in a bowl and pour honey over

Wow! Thanks I assume u cud use golden syrup instead of honey G? lol

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

Wow! Thanks I assume u cud use golden syrup instead of honey G? lol

You can even use extra chillies if you want

 

[allaboardthebirkeybike]

Who called it I'm speechless at this point xxxx

Absolutely everyone called it. Because she's nothing if not predictable her little 'obviously' to the camera was clearly aimed at us for giving her the idea!!! Smile and wave ladies

 

[StickyBandit]

I’m quite open about my little Botox tweaks. I have one area done every 6 months and I’m a fan. It’s subtle and just keeps me feeling good.

She’s had filler. Probably lumineyes I’d guess and that’s caused the noticeable bruising in the inner corners of her eyes. I’m all for anyone doing what they want to when it comes to aesthetics…but don’t say it’s your sinuses. If you don’t want people to know, that’s cool, but don’t accredit it to an eye cream so lots of people part with their hard earned cash. That makes me cross. Unless you are using a prescription retinol, nothing from some scummer on tiktok is really going to help. I get really annoyed when I see people being duped xx

 

[allaboardthebirkeybike]

Just thought I'd show you all what ONE portion of large fries looks like... just incase any of you had any wild ideas about what to expect also so sorry Shamey but my maceeeeez Brough the sauce!!! But saying that they don't follow me on twittok and deliver here every other day knowing I'll fing whinge about something!!! Must be why I got everything I ordered AND it was hot

 

[noseyneighbour]

I wonder when shaimee last had a solid all the se, grease and spice she eats must make her guts rotten bet her arsehole resembles the Japanese flag

That and the other hole under the muff pouch!

 

[noseyneighbour]

Just thought I'd show you all what ONE portion of large fries looks like... just incase any of you had any wild ideas about what to expect also so sorry Shamey but my maceeeeez Brough the sauce!!! But saying that they don't follow me on twittok and deliver here every other day knowing I'll fing whinge about something!!! Must be why I got everything I ordered AND it was hot

Are u sure...that looks suspiciously like a double portion lol ours are stingy. Only get mediums as same amount usually. Our large is half way up box and unsalted!

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

@noseyneighbour Before honey is added

 

[Missy]

I’m quite open about my little Botox tweaks. I have one area done every 6 months and I’m a fan. It’s subtle and just keeps me feeling good.

She’s had filler. Probably lumineyes I’d guess and that’s caused the noticeable bruising in the inner corners of her eyes. I’m all for anyone doing what they want to when it comes to aesthetics…but don’t say it’s your sinuses. If you don’t want people to know, that’s cool, but don’t accredit it to an eye cream so lots of people part with their hard earned cash. That makes me cross. Unless you are using a prescription retinol, nothing from some scummer on tiktok is really going to help. I get really annoyed when I see people being duped xx

This is my main issue with her. Blatant lies.
I’m sure brands must have marketing people, they surely look at sites like this to see if potential influencers are widely hated and why? I doubt they will be seeking her out anytime soon.
Hopefully some one will report her for using injectables while selling skin care as it’s not a fair sales pitch. We know her skin is horrific especially around her eyes because she never uses the SPF she claims to (and has been selling it) as well as hammering the sunbeds.
She will be left flogging fluff and se candles and wax melts that you can get cheaper on eBay

 

[allaboardthebirkeybike]

Are u sure...that looks suspiciously like a double portion lol ours are stingy. Only get mediums as same amount usually. Our large is half way up box and unsalted!

You're joking I couldn't eat two portions if I tried luckily I've got a gannet Dalmatian who waited patiently to polish off a few of the one portion I had

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

I’ve missed this…have we had another intruder?? I’ll get on to my case officer and get some CCTV in xx

Haha no I was just getting ahead as they had obviously been reading here and reporting on her posts
We have 24hr guard here already don't we, all shifts covered

 

[And then….]

I swear this is @And then…. sorry if I’m wrong! They’re still lurking on here!
They’re lovely

Yes that is me !!

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

She clearly reads here haha the yas exactly what I said she would say and she said it twice. Hi Aimee. You’re a t

I did wonder if she had read something here or TL the way she said it!
such a dick ain't she

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Have I ever told you I have extra chillies? Yes every single time you order it (which is A-LOT) you tell us every single time

And also so much for “I don’t really want to give H takeaway two days in a row” that soon went out the window just like the men you’ve been with.

Oh and you said you needed to only put H on 3 pizza slices and garlic bread because she needed room for her chips.
Then bowls appear for the chips.
Why can’t the kid eat the pizza out the box?
So many questions
Bizzare woman.

Exactly, says the baby pizza is not enough then proceeds to put just 3 slices on there....oh I forgot she can always have
Like you say just give her the box, or could be that she just has to touch food and cheese too 🫤

 

[And then….]

Seriously catpissed my pants at this tattle comment if TT shop doesn’t work out for you aimless you could always start a pussy club

That’s me !
I bet she is doing it dressed in that hanging black glittery crop top and trouser combo

 

[Olgacatpissyswampypig]

Well my fellow hags, haters & bridge dwellers, it is bed time for me. This evening I will be giving thanks to the baby Jebus, Fairy, Hovis & the Holy Toast for :-
Not being Olga
Not being delulu & feeling the need to rim Olga’s massive hole like jigpaw does.
Not being delulu & feeling the need to buy Olga’s dutty fluff.
For Gavin’s friction burn healing up.
& last but not least, still being blessed with non puffy nips.
Amen.
Goodnight