Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

[Lilac8]

Don’t think she’s gonna appreciate the amount of huns telling her she needs a bigger jacket . Is she gonna block them all?? Probably not coz she’ll have no huns left lol

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

Yes of course and it’s home bargain remember to get the biggest load of tat and Mrs Hinch things and yet another pair of marigolds

It was mostly cleaning but was tempting to buy things I don’t need because… well because.
Brioche buns almost got me though

 

[LunchTime88]

I’ve just bought home insurance through Sky and you get a free tech pack including video doorbell, camera and sensors. Only gonna use the doorbell so i can see if my ex comes to my house as he’s on bail and not allowed near me.

She could have just got that!!!

 

[allaboardthebirkeybike]

Ommmmgggg!!!! I've just had an AWFUL feeling!!!! @RosieJo and was it you @PecanPieCrust Fairly big event in June... please don't dare say Era's tour!!! Rocking up like a fing bauble!!! I can't get it out of my head now I swear if it is I'll lose my s!!!!

 

[GG & her gaping growler]

Crossing her legs just makes her muff puff more. That b is packing.

Muff puff

 

[allaboardthebirkeybike]

Don't forget to film yourself picking random things up declaring "isn't it gorgeous" and "do I really need one" and "should I taste test this"

And @longtimechatterbox can you grab me some toilet jobbeeeeeez and some marigolds please.. need them for Monday

 

[easilyannoyed114]

Don't forget to film yourself picking random things up declaring "isn't it gorgeous" and "do I really need one" and "should I taste test this"

The way she says gorgeous grates on me skin

 

[GG & her gaping growler]

Mummy’s wine mug….. ain’t that the truth!
Tell us you don’t have a drink problem without telling us you have a drink problem

 

[Deleted member 2683]

Mummy they are saying my security cameras aren't proper security cameras! Tell them mummy that they are the must gorgeous security camera you ever saw mummy

Que ymca Wendy "hi huns. I have spent a gorgeous day at our aimees and I must say they are the most absolutely gorgeous security camera I have ever saw. Even better than duncle daves he had at the care home so he could scam millions out of vulnerable people. Have a gorgeous Sunday huns we are about to have some pork, I mean beef at our aimees, she's a gorgeous cook you know"

That speech was absolutely gorgeous Wendy. Brought a tear to my eye hun 🩷

 

[lexilou]

That speech was absolutely gorgeous Wendy. Brought a tear to my eye hun 🩷

You're welcome hun

 

[PecanPieCrust]

Ommmmgggg!!!! I've just had an AWFUL feeling!!!! @RosieJo and was it you @PecanPieCrust Fairly big event in June... please don't dare say Era's tour!!! Rocking up like a fing bauble!!! I can't get it out of my head now I swear if it is I'll lose my s!!!!

I swear I'm trying to remain calm, but if she gets free tickets I will be fuming!!!! If she does and it's the night I'm going I swear if I see her I'll get a pic of her in the wild!

 

[Kassi367]

Has she been on the toilet all
night and s 2 stone away ???

 

[Missy]

Why is her shins so white? Looks like she auditioning for greatest show man!

Jesus I could really feel sorry for her now.
It’s not the pink top that’s throwing it off it’s the person squeezing into it and no when the hair and make is done will look far worse.

 

[Missy]

I swear I'm trying to remain calm, but if she gets free tickets I will be fuming!!!! If she does and it's the night I'm going I swear if I see her I'll get a pic of her in the wild!

Keep it together girls

 

[Missy]

Why is her shins so white? Looks like she auditioning for greatest show man!

What a mess

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Stephen Mulhern rang he wants his outfit back

My favourite comment of the day so far

 

[Missy]

the box on the table was defo a ring doorbell but I don’t know what cameras she got in her house as can’t see them on the same website as the doorbell.

I thought she was having cctv for the outside, has she only just had a burglar alarm put in I thought everyone needed it for insurance. We had to have it linked to the police station or we couldn’t get anywhere to insure us

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Catpiss you are so embarrassing and you are built like a fridge.

No matter what that event is do not wear that blazer and shorts. It's not meant for you. Get Greg The Wallet to hire you a stylist.

built like a fridge
Stylist would probably tell her the hair goes with do all, I can't work with that

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

I’m still reading, thank you for asking after me and thinking of me.

I go quiet when I’m struggling xx

Sending you 🩷 XX

 

[LunchTime88]

I thought she was having cctv for the outside, has she only just had a burglar alarm put in I thought everyone needed it for insurance. We had to have it linked to the police station or we couldn’t get anywhere to insure us

She’s defo hasn’t got 24 hour guard what ever she’s had put in.