I bet he's repeated "Dickin Cider" a few hundred times in his life I think they might have been swingers 
I bloody love food so I’m all over this!!!!
Tik Tok "Creator" repellant......THE END
Mine would have skincare/makeup/perfume, biofreeze gel, electrolytes, cold patches, tens machine, french fannié wash, dentastix and jelly beans
Squishie this isn't the first time you've been out and we've questioned it being a special event that's related to swingingHeard a convo while out, a group of 6 people (3 married couples in their 60s) "what drink do like" one of the males said "she likes Dickin Cider" about 10 mins later I find out his name is Dick
remember the other weekend people thought you'd be leaving your keys in the fruit bowl then too x
French Fannie wash omg roll on floor laughing emojiMine would have skincare/makeup/perfume, biofreeze gel, electrolytes, cold patches, tens machine, french fannié wash, dentastix and jelly beans
… and a fing tennis ball
An excellent combination platterPerfume, prosecco & fried chicken.
Roast potatoes.
You are a bad bad man Nolan LMAO oh my God that actually worked. I had to spell out the letters ruffle emoji no ruffle roll on the floor emoji it doesn’t work Nolan
The way I'm going it won't be the naughty step, you'll kick me so hard in the bollocks they'll end up like tennis ballsYou are a bad bad man Nolan LMAO oh my God that actually worked. I had to spell out the letters ruffle emoji no ruffle roll on the floor emoji it doesn’t work Nolan
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The way I'm going it won't be the naughty step, you'll kick me so hard in the bollocks they'll end up like tennis balls
Great mindsYou could have taken them to the riots and sold them
I was contemplating it but known my luck I'd get caught and done for selling wmd - weapons of mass destruction.
Who is kaz (with a white heart)? Ive just stumbled on her live as I was scrolling and she was warning Alex pigham to stay away and keep his mouth shut , also said she’s going to be doing an exposure on one of his mods.
