okay that was good. what did I do to deserve such treatment 
You’ve never been more Luke
I really don't feel comfortable wishing anyone dead, and as much as I'm not a fan she's having a rough time of it is Celine and imagine I woke up tomorrow and BOOM she's actually died. I'd have to turn myself into the law for putting out bad juju to Celine Dion and that'd be embarrassing. But I can assure you all I am NOT luke and I don't know why anyone thinks I am
I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations
anything i can do other than wishing unwell humans to die?
See everyone, it's Luke. aka, Clare Balding of Narnia, Keeper of Chester, First of its name, Player of cher megamixes, and wearer of Aunt Sally's panty pads.
I really don't feel comfortable wishing anyone dead, and as much as I'm not a fan she's having a rough time of it is Celine and imagine I woke up tomorrow and BOOM she's actually died. I'd have to turn myself into the law for putting out bad juju to Celine Dion and that'd be embarrassing. But I can assure you all I am NOT luke and I don't know why anyone thinks I am
What the do is this old boot on?
I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations
“Bye bye baby, baby, goodbyeeeee” 
I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations
anything i can do other than wishing unwell humans to die?I mean.. I'm absolutely not but okaySee everyone, it's Luke. aka, Clare Balding of Narnia, Keeper of Chester, First of its name, Player of cher megamixes, and wearer of Aunt Sally's panty pads.
I have no idea where this has even come from?!
An abhorrent song. But if you want to sing Lukes hits you be my guest!
Do you know MooMoowagoo?I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations
I mean.. I'm absolutely not but okay
I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations
WhoWhoWahoonwo? I do not. I plucked this name out of the vaults as I used to call my cat woowoo and I added the magoo cos...well...cos it rhymed.Do you know MooMoowagoo?
I'm guessing nothing I say will make any differencePolite with a side of sassy
Confirmed Luke behaviour
I almost choked on my vape at how demanding this was with zero comedy delivery - making it ironically, hilarious
wish celine dion dead
This is so sillyDo you know MooMoowagoo?
FINE.
wish celine dion dead
