Going to use Billy as my inspirational mascot and muse.
Billy is a genetically spliced conglomeration of many different animals, created by Barry Barris. He has a tan lion's head with an orange mane, a human left eye, and a protruding green frog eye with yellow a sclera, a pig snout, a giant yellow chicken beak with sharp, jagged white alligator teeth and a red wattle underneath, two brown lop ears which could either be from a dog or a rabbit, and two gray goat horns, that when polished clean, turn out to actually be penises. His body is a zebra's torso with pink nipples, a giant red lobster claw for his right arm, a green alien arm with three clawed digits for his left arm, and large blue and purple bird wings on his back. His lower body is a brown furry crotch, belonging to an unknown animal, which has a skunk tail, a reaper demon anus, an eagle talon for his right leg, and an elephant leg with a vagina on the bottom for his left leg. Additionally, Billy has several hidden genitals all over his body, including at least four penises, three vaginas, and a cloaca (not counting the ones previously mentioned). He also has a giant whale vagina hidden under the fur on his back.
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