•Braggyham has resided in his Mother's basement for so long that he has started having vivid auditory and visual hallucinations, these include hallucinating that he is an attractive man.
•Dementor Ange is secretly a spy...I will not elaborate.
•Red is currently picking Simon's nose and eating the boogers.
•Irish Kelly who's not Irish Kelly but totally is Irish Kelly fixed her own chair...she broke it spinning on it too quickly and too often and then had to read a wiki how on how to fix it - she never threw it out the window.
•Pearl says she flips her own burgers but actually a rat is the chef behind the entire show Ratatouille style, it sits under the hat she so often wears and controls her every move...the rat is not responsible for Pearl's racism though bc the rat doesn't understand human words.
These are all rumours