“You mean a sausage roll?”When you go down south and ask for a roll
No I mean a roll n sausage!!
“You mean a sausage bap?”
“You mean a sausage roll?”When you go down south and ask for a roll
Yea come on ladies.Guys come on we’re here for the tea not talk about bloody cheesy chips and gravy. STAY FOCUSED🫣
Jesus, Joseph, Mary and the wee donkey, now we are getting somewhereIs that a bribe? You sound like a bent copper
Spine bright and tattie hearts.Shine like a diamond my lovelies
noooooooo
Sounds grossIt’s scraps!! Like the batter bits you get off the fish
See now this is where the southerners are going to start a warTechnically still tea
I’m hungry now and I let my dinner go cold cos I was too busy refreshing and fing reading damn you KKK you still manage to piss us off even when it’s not purposelyGuys come on we’re here for the tea not talk about bloody cheesy chips and gravy. STAY FOCUSED🫣
You beat me to itWhen you go down south and ask for a roll
Am howlinSpine bright and tattie hearts.
If you know you know an if ye don’t then get tae knowSpine bright and tattie hearts.
I’ve bloody had to go like 4 pages looking for the next part but all I see is chipsI’m hungry now and I let my dinner go cold cos I was too busy refreshing and fing reading damn you KKK you still manage to piss us off even when it’s not purposely
Who, Kayleigh Four Cakes?Now I fancy ubering a kfc fs I can’t I’ve eaten that would take me into kkk territory eating two dinners!
Clutchin ma beak!!If you know you know an if ye don’t then get tae know
Who, Kayleigh Four Cakes?
She’s a t!Moving on some more…..
After several weeks/months of watching your lives…. Something became, shall we say interesting?
Every single time. You was live, and Dan entered the room, or you was sat near Dan and you moved to stand up, grab something, DAN WOULD FLINCH.
This was noticed by about 5/6 people as well as myself. One lady (I can’t remember her name, and I apologise if you’re in here and reading this) actually asked you on a live, why does Dan flinch? And what did you say? You went and told everyone that it was because his Mum and step Dad used to beat him up. Now, whether that’s true or not, you went and told your viewers, who at this point, had often 100s of people watching your live, Dans private/personal life.
What kind of girlfriend would do that? Whilst laughing and joking that their partner was hit with belts, shoes, chased around the house and up the street with objects? You KK. Girlfriend of the year award. You and some disgusting followers found it funny.
But you remained friends with her for years after noticing all this?Moving on some more…..
After several weeks/months of watching your lives…. Something became, shall we say interesting?
Every single time. You was live, and Dan entered the room, or you was sat near Dan and you moved to stand up, grab something, DAN WOULD FLINCH.
This was noticed by about 5/6 people as well as myself. One lady (I can’t remember her name, and I apologise if you’re in here and reading this) actually asked you on a live, why does Dan flinch? And what did you say? You went and told everyone that it was because his Mum and step Dad used to beat him up. Now, whether that’s true or not, you went and told your viewers, who at this point, had often 100s of people watching your live, Dans private/personal life.
What kind of girlfriend would do that? Whilst laughing and joking that their partner was hit with belts, shoes, chased around the house and up the street with objects? You KK. Girlfriend of the year award. You and some disgusting followers found it funny.
Batter scraps on your chips with copious amounts of onion vinegarI remember going the chippy in Scotland when we went to see my mums family. I asked for scraps and the woman looked at me is if I had just deep fried her dog.