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ashley67 said:

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

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ashley67 said:

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

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ashley67 said:

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

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ashley67 said:

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

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ashley67 said:

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

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pampers_wipes said:

Love it the line about poor wee Benji made me sad, that wee dote should be rehomed

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hereforthecraic said:

Wee benji seriously breaks my heart

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ashley67 said:

It's such a shame , he never gets walked or fed proper food, you never see her cuddling him and making a proper fuss over him . She thinks that getting him beautified and a quick wash and tidy and pampered is caring but she hasn't a clue , I wish Benji had the energy to run away and found by someone that would properly take care of him . She could also be pushing him around getting fresh air in one of those pet pushchairs if he's not fit to walk instead of her ugly plastic childish dollies in a pram .

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hereforthecraic said:

100%! I always think this, why doesn’t she buy a dog pram and get that wee dog out instead of leaving him to fester in her living room floor all day every day. She’d look a million times less ridiculous pushing a dog about instead of a doll

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hereforthecraic said:

The beast is live

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Fiefie said:

It’s been live for a bit and it’s the same thing over and over again. She answers a question and then says knowwhatimsaying then repeats the the answers. Gives me a headache ffs

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joanne1234 said:

“Poor child”
Imagine coming in my my live and say poor child, poor evie ah but trolls will fail to mention that.

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Fiefie said:

It’s been live for a bit and it’s the same thing over and over again. She answers a question and then says knowwhatimsaying then repeats the the answers. Gives me a headache ffs

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