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ashley67 · 2024-09-21T20:06:22+0100

Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day

Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

Fiefie · 2024-09-21T20:10:25+0100

ashley67 said:
Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

10 out of fing 10 that’s brilliant!!!

The quiet one · 2024-09-21T20:18:26+0100

ashley67 said:
Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

I second fiefies comment that’s brilliant

pampers_wipes · 2024-09-21T20:26:03+0100

ashley67 said:
Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

Love it

the line about poor wee Benji made me sad, that wee dote should be rehomed

Carrrrrrrrrr · 2024-09-21T20:39:38+0100

ashley67 said:
Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

Carrrrrrrrrr · 2024-09-21T20:39:53+0100

Absolute masterpiece

MMArshal · 2024-09-21T20:45:38+0100

ashley67 said:
Once upon a time in a lonely lonely park ,
Lived our old Sabby screaming with a bark,

She ate an Asda chicken with lots of fecking gravy ,
The spuds were fecking rotten they turned fecking navy ,

She robs and scrounges and abuses all around ,
And poor wee Benji is scared to make a sound ,

She needs a fecking rain check on how to live her life ,
She certainly hasn't got what it takes to be a wife ,

All her plastic se and kids toys galore,
Oh how she wastes her money and buys even more ,

I can't fecking stand her , she's such a lying b,
Without the glowing filters , she's a fecking creepy witch

She quotes the same old se every fecking day
Ooooh a lovely lovely lady came my fecking way !!

She picks up babies dummies of manky clatty floors,
I bet she had a suck behind the closen doors

She really really is a manky manky cow ,
But what will she do next and fecking now !!
The End

Love it

hereforthecraic · 2024-09-21T20:53:04+0100

pampers_wipes said:
Love it the line about poor wee Benji made me sad, that wee dote should be rehomed

Wee benji seriously breaks my heart

Fiefie · 2024-09-21T21:03:34+0100

Agree with benji comments. Poor dog lives in fear of her. Constantly shouting and stomping about. And that black cat just does what ever it wants. She never seems to shout at it. It was clawing the face of the boy doll the other night. And even when it had its claw in her arm she wouldn’t even shout at it. She spoke to it. It doesn’t understand what it is doing wrong. It probably pisses all over the cat and the pram.

ashley67 · 2024-09-21T21:05:54+0100

hereforthecraic said:
Wee benji seriously breaks my heart

It's such a shame , he never gets walked or fed proper food, you never see her cuddling him and making a proper fuss over him . She thinks that getting him beautified and a quick wash and tidy and pampered is caring but she hasn't a clue , I wish Benji had the energy to run away and found by someone that would properly take care of him

. She could also be pushing him around getting fresh air in one of those pet pushchairs if he's not fit to walk instead of her ugly plastic childish dollies in a pram .

hereforthecraic · 2024-09-21T21:23:00+0100

ashley67 said:
It's such a shame , he never gets walked or fed proper food, you never see her cuddling him and making a proper fuss over him . She thinks that getting him beautified and a quick wash and tidy and pampered is caring but she hasn't a clue , I wish Benji had the energy to run away and found by someone that would properly take care of him . She could also be pushing him around getting fresh air in one of those pet pushchairs if he's not fit to walk instead of her ugly plastic childish dollies in a pram .

100%! I always think this, why doesn’t she buy a dog pram and get that wee dog out instead of leaving him to fester in her living room floor all day every day. She’d look a million times less ridiculous pushing a dog about instead of a doll

Fiefie · 2024-09-21T21:40:04+0100

hereforthecraic said:
100%! I always think this, why doesn’t she buy a dog pram and get that wee dog out instead of leaving him to fester in her living room floor all day every day. She’d look a million times less ridiculous pushing a dog about instead of a doll

Exactly get the dog some fresh air on a daily basis not fed out the dark back yard to poop and back in. There isn’t even any grass for him to walk on. Plus you can hear the poor wee mites nails scrape the floor as they haven’t been cut for ages.

ashley67 · 2024-09-21T21:47:53+0100

Yes sabby you are so cruel , imagine a woman of your age giving more attention to fecking dollies than your own living dog (don't start your se btw " oh they are not dolls they are reborns

, do off they are dolls, end off !!) . Go and do the decent thing and put benji to an animal shelter as you clearly can't look after him . What is it with you that you pay more attention to the dead and plastic dolls than you do to the actual living . Your fing abnormal so you are

hereforthecraic · 2024-09-21T21:48:25+0100

The beast is live

Fiefie · 2024-09-21T22:09:37+0100

hereforthecraic said:
The beast is live

It’s been live for a bit and it’s the same thing over and over again. She answers a question and then says knowwhatimsaying then repeats the the answers. Gives me a headache ffs

ashley67 · 2024-09-21T22:11:33+0100

Fiefie said:
It’s been live for a bit and it’s the same thing over and over again. She answers a question and then says knowwhatimsaying then repeats the the answers. Gives me a headache ffs

Fries your head so she does

joanne1234 · 2024-09-21T22:15:15+0100

“Poor child”
Imagine coming in my my live and say poor child, poor evie ah but trolls will fail to mention that.

Fiefie · 2024-09-21T22:22:13+0100

joanne1234 said:
“Poor child”
Imagine coming in my my live and say poor child, poor evie ah but trolls will fail to mention that.

One was talking about a doll the other a living child.

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