"Okay Guyzzzz, get comfy, I've got the wee glowup on my whiteboard out for you all tonight. I've moved on to PowerPoint noo, which is befitting my status of Tiktok superstar. Let me explain a few things as to how I was number one sales person on tiktok shop last night. So, my manager, who is part of my management team, who manage all my manageable stuff and manage me as their job is my manager... And.. So... Yeah,.. told me to stack em high and punt till my face was sore with my rictus grin frightening my huns
Anyways I sold 3 blushers, two whiteboards, an ice pod and 6 mason jars for making cucumber salads, Oh! and 2 spray on talcs for your hair.
Done so well, was manically pleased for myself because if you didn't know I'm a bliddy bizzy single mum.
Had to lie down but didn't sleep, my mind was racing as to how I could overtake that wee Mad Cherine to stay on top of seller leader board.
But I have some underhandness afoot. Whit ma like?