Am actually in tears laughingNoooooooo she coloured the calipers in
are we the looneys for believing (well a lot of us just took things with a pinch salt) she was a PI, had someone high up in the polis helping her against some t of tiktok who she held a grudge against for 30 years or something who took a pic off a site selling a car and coloured it it and hid the registration plate that's no even there 
fing diet obviously not working! 
(I'm still confused, tbh)
Me too. I havent a clue what to say on here today I’m completely shocked. I enjoyed Jo’s rants about Shaimless, other rants were really far fetched but I didn’t think anything of it. Absolute madness.
What’s your favourite colour, and what car do you drive? Hmm
I hope however you planned it was a safe way, I mean no details shared etc as it was very random and I don’t recall seeing posts on here until the dayFiiinally caught up, fing hell, that was hard work!! Just absentmindedly ate my way through half a packet of ginger nuts without noticing while I was reading
Bloody well done to whoever found the real range rover
Well done to the smart techy person who explained how to check posts/emails/accounts if it was them, which it wasn't
All I can say is thank do I didn't meet up with Jo, or whover she is! I had a gut feeling she would make an excuse, she pre-empted it in the morning by saying she might have to take her husband to an emergency dentist in Manchester...WHY, when she lives in Southport, she'd go to Liverpool if needs be
Then it was a 'relative with suspected heart attack', and far too much detail as to where and what happened, heart rate, sats, and whatever else she put.
And lastly, why has the Birkey Bint put blusher or whatever up on her temples?? She looks like she's auditioning as an alien on Startrek!
Beam her up Scotty, PLEASE!
Not since Friday noOh can you not see pictures as a non member?
Just slapped my own forehead thereAm actually in tears laughing
Profiler/PI/NHS
Awww @ismellofcatpiss are you a tattler? HiTbh after the proof about the Range Rover today I think you was right to call us bellends how didn’t we notice
Oh this is newwwww. You were meeting her? This must all be in the 60+ pages I didn’t catch up onFiiinally caught up, fing hell, that was hard work!! Just absentmindedly ate my way through half a packet of ginger nuts without noticing while I was reading
Bloody well done to whoever found the real range rover
Well done to the smart techy person who explained how to check posts/emails/accounts if it was them, which it wasn't
All I can say is thank do I didn't meet up with Jo, or whover she is! I had a gut feeling she would make an excuse, she pre-empted it in the morning by saying she might have to take her husband to an emergency dentist in Manchester...WHY, when she lives in Southport, she'd go to Liverpool if needs be
Then it was a 'relative with suspected heart attack', and far too much detail as to where and what happened, heart rate, sats, and whatever else she put.
And lastly, why has the Birkey Bint put blusher or whatever up on her temples?? She looks like she's auditioning as an alien on Startrek!
Beam her up Scotty, PLEASE!
Wish someone would throw £ at me I’d happily zip it
I didn’t realise who you were. I am so sorry for what I said it was unforgivable bringing up personal matters in my comments. I hope you can accept my apology. On that occasion I absolutely was a bellend xI was so wrong about a lot of you! Now Jo is gone everyone seems so relaxed
I feel personally attacked by this as Jo.. sorry pink panther called me a silly sausage earlier.DUD #sausagegate again. The trauma still lingers
I’m so sorry too, I was a bellend aswell! It’s all forgotten
Hey I’m a tattler!Awww @ismellofcatpiss are you a tattler? Hi
welcome on board! Some really lovely people on here and it is a laugh! it’s been a bumpy catch up for me today - I need a kylie and cucumber stick to settle my nerves! X enjoy !
