I don't know whether to laugh or cry at Melvyn's New Years Eve celebrations.
Filming themselves, stood in an empty dining room, as his kids were elsewhere in the house, is desperately sad.
What actually goes through her head to think that that's interesting viewing? It's just desperation to post something... anything.
I've just had a beautiful New Years Day. I cooked, my Dad came over, the house is lovely and toasty and we all just sat, chatted and watched a couple of films together. It was no better or worse than Melvyn's New Years Eve but there wasn't a single moment where I thought 'lets film this'. We were just all enjoying the togetherness of the day and being present with each other.
Melvyn's never present. Her mind is always on what she can film and how she can show the world that she's SO HAPPY.
Except I doubt very much that she is. Who exactly is she trying to convince?