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CalmDownSid

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Just seen her 14 year old pov going to the Kylie contact with her cousin.


Melissa was lucky to even go because I wasn't allowed to go to my favorite bands gig my mother ripped it up in my face.

Honestly Melissa badly done to aren't ya?
Every single time Mel mentions you in her Tik Toks going forward you should come on here share a bunch of stories about her that she won't want sharing 😭
 
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Every single time Mel mentions you in her Tik Toks going forward you should come on here share a bunch of stories about her that she won't want sharing 😭
Am a open book.
If it means this stops her from spreading misinformation am all for it.

She knows where I live so if she has a issue. Please....feel free 🤷
 

icallBS

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Am a open book.
If it means this stops her from spreading misinformation am all for it.

She knows where I live so if she has an issue. Please....feel free 🤷
Your story is more insightful than Melissa’s .. and again she’s quoted ‘ I won’t be silenced ‘ oh my days she’s a joke !
You keep telling your story as you can tell we all have more respect for yourself than Mel . She’s gone the wrong way about it
 

OneHitWonder

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Nov 1, 2024
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Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, I’m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; it’s been a laugh actually. I’ve throughly enjoyed it if we’re being totally honest.

We’ve had some strong fans haven’t we “Saying It As It Is” being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought I’d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed I’d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comical…Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(I’m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fans…

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on what’s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

“The Middle Brother” has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this it’s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (I’m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isn’t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his “side of things” and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldn’t imagine a sadder picture… TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. “daddy, daddy, play with us play with us”. His response without even a thread of eye contact “sorry my beloved children, I’m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame her”. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces “but why daddy? We don’t even see her anymore…”. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, “this here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore you…In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I am”.

Sad isn’t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

It’s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, don’t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. We’re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.
 

Garlicdep

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Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, I’m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; it’s been a laugh actually. I’ve throughly enjoyed it if we’re being totally honest.

We’ve had some strong fans haven’t we “Saying It As It Is” being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought I’d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed I’d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comical…Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(I’m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fans…

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on what’s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

“The Middle Brother” has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this it’s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (I’m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isn’t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his “side of things” and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldn’t imagine a sadder picture… TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. “daddy, daddy, play with us play with us”. His response without even a thread of eye contact “sorry my beloved children, I’m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame her”. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces “but why daddy? We don’t even see her anymore…”. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, “this here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore you…In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I am”.

Sad isn’t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

It’s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, don’t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. We’re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.
OneDullBlunder. So glad you capped your message limit to one.
 
Oct 29, 2024
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Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, I’m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; it’s been a laugh actually. I’ve throughly enjoyed it if we’re being totally honest.

We’ve had some strong fans haven’t we “Saying It As It Is” being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought I’d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed I’d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comical…Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(I’m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fans…

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on what’s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

“The Middle Brother” has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this it’s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (I’m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isn’t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his “side of things” and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldn’t imagine a sadder picture… TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. “daddy, daddy, play with us play with us”. His response without even a thread of eye contact “sorry my beloved children, I’m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame her”. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces “but why daddy? We don’t even see her anymore…”. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, “this here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore you…In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I am”.

Sad isn’t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

It’s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, don’t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. We’re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.

Wow this must of taken hours to write and delete....write and delete.....write and delete.

This just shows that she is reading and is probably very pissed off for the lies I have corrected.

But the best part is that she had to make a fake account to say it.

Hiding behind the lies.
 
Oct 29, 2024
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Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, I’m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; it’s been a laugh actually. I’ve throughly enjoyed it if we’re being totally honest.

We’ve had some strong fans haven’t we “Saying It As It Is” being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought I’d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed I’d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comical…Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(I’m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fans…

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on what’s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

“The Middle Brother” has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this it’s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (I’m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isn’t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his “side of things” and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldn’t imagine a sadder picture… TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. “daddy, daddy, play with us play with us”. His response without even a thread of eye contact “sorry my beloved children, I’m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame her”. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces “but why daddy? We don’t even see her anymore…”. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, “this here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore you…In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I am”.

Sad isn’t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

It’s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, don’t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. We’re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.
If anything this sounds a lot like Abbie to be fair 😅 it's obvious it's someone close to Melissa. Who chooses to use a fake account to express themselves. I particularly like the GoFundMe page for a tent comment 😂 very creative! And as for people saying one hit wonder and that is brilliant!

This just shows the immaturity from them.
 
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Next time Melissa don't be blatantly obvious! Like using "this boy" line is a given this just shows your emotions are all over the shop and your IQ decreased massively.

And again talking about my tent and traumas and getting "bored" I think you was implying made it super obvious.

One thing that shows you really ARE our mother. Mentioning the kids in your bizarre essay knowing that it's inappropriate.

It's because you are wounded or you like to say to people "butthurt".

You married a doormat Melissa. A doormat that shagged everyone including your cousins and one of them fell out of you because she fell for him. A doormat that has the kids once a week and your both act like you are the best parents in the world and the kids mothers are ok with you both exploiting the kids on tiktok.

He has different kids to different women👀👀👀 he put hands on you. You put hands on him. You threw plates at him he fed off and shagged the first mother👀👀👀 so your painting a picture of me not being involved in my kids and I just do this all day? You said leave the pass ??? Your legitimately doing that hypocrite much?

Remember saying you didn't want YOUR BEST FRIEND not to have the baby near your wedding because it would steal your thunder?

Why admit on tiktok just because your uncle is a racist doesn't me you can not talk to him??? Like really? The man is a Racist lowlife. Both uncles for that matter.

How out eldest cousin lied about having a brain tumor to get out of trouble and was the same cousin who blamed me for the stolen phone????

Why did your bridesmaids fella kick off at your wedding?

Why was Andrews son not allowed to be at home with his siblings? You panicked in a video zoom in and making it obvious.
Your telling me Andrews sons mother was ok with the police being involved???? You said to me you absolutely hated her and that her and the other mother are s mothers. They couldn't look after them properly you said one of them got them homeless because she didn't pay rent.

Why did you tell me your brother in law was having a affair? That's not your story to tell.


Look stop pretending your something you're not you said you're going to be honest and it's all lies!!!

Buying followers is a given for you as you are self obsessed.

We all know you come here to read this for the next content to use.

So put this up next Melissa.

Tell everyone how much of a lying waste of space you are you won't stop so I won't stop 🙏

And if this offends anyone it obviously means it's true 🤙🤙🤙

This is why the family hated me hahahha it's because I TELL THE TRUTH.
 
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Wow this must of taken hours to write and delete....write and delete.....write and delete.

This just shows that she is reading and is probably very pissed off for the lies I have corrected.

But the best part is that she had to make a fake account to say it.

Hiding behind the lies.
100% she's reading. She's posted a dreary TikTok that says "Do you hear what they say about you?" and the following slide is the usual delusion from her, although oddly she more or less confirms that this is you.

Someone has definitely written that literary piece for her. Melvyn's not articulate enough, though I can see the common parlance throughout. It was the same with Aphrodite's posts (it was Melvyn but she pretended it wasn't), although that was definitely your sister because the posts were just an angry jumbled mess of words.

Glad you've took it in good humour and I'm pleased I got a shout-out - the name Melvyn just suits her doesn't it?! I've always thought of Melvyn as a real geezers name. Butch and brutish. 🥊
 
Oct 29, 2024
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100% she's reading. She's posted a dreary TikTok that says "Do you hear what they say about you?" and the following slide is the usual delusion from her, although oddly she more or less confirms that this is you.

Someone has definitely written that literary piece for her. Melvyn's not articulate enough, though I can see the common parlance throughout. It was the same with Aphrodite's posts (it was Melvyn but she pretended it wasn't), although that was definitely your sister because the posts were just an angry jumbled mess of words.

Glad you've took it in good humour and I'm pleased I got a shout-out - the name Melvyn just suits her doesn't it?! I've always thought of Melvyn as a real geezers name. Butch and brutish. 🥊
Melvyn the brute bryne sounds good 👍