mjbyrnex - Mel

icallBS said:

Your story is more insightful than Melissa’s .. and again she’s quoted ‘ I won’t be silenced ‘ oh my days she’s a joke !
You keep telling your story as you can tell we all have more respect for yourself than Mel . She’s gone the wrong way about it

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OneHitWonder said:

Dear Desperate Housewives of Comment Cafe,

As you may guess from my name, I’m here to drop one message & one message only.

I have been following this thread for quite some time now; it’s been a laugh actually. I’ve throughly enjoyed it if we’re being totally honest.

We’ve had some strong fans haven’t we “Saying It As It Is” being a true favourite, your loyalty to this page has been nothing short of inspirational. Especially your profile picture- commitment at its finest.
Then when I thought I’d stumbled upon a juicy thread to pass the time and believed I’d hit jackpot; the nicknames started and boy have they been comical…Sid, Shag Bandit to name a few but Melvyn really made me chuckle, to the point I had to spit my stew out for fear of chocking on a juicy piece of braised beef.
(I’m not a spring chicken and I enjoy a good hearty stew and a granary roll whilst I catch up on this thread a couple of days a week).

But this message is not all cheery observations, picture this fans…

Here I am, tinned ravioli warmed up and a cheese toastie on the side. With a refreshing Apple High Juice squash to help keep me hydrated, I settle down to have a catch up on what’s been going on. And I am SHOCKED. Practically winded by what I read.

“The Middle Brother” has appeared and boy has he ruined everything.
This thread was beautiful, a real work of literature full of speculation, crazy theories and such strong imagination you would have made Barney The Dinosaur proud.

Not anymore. When I say this it’s hard to admit but I am disappointed in you all. Every one of you, TMB (I’m abbreviating as my fingers are getting sore and this boy makes me mad and isn’t worth the additional pain). He has come along, told his “side of things” and what have you done?? Lapped it all up, fell for it. You may as well re name the thread and call it TMB IS GOD.

But is he dare I ask? Can we trust him? You have lowered the draw bridge and allowed this imposter in. The treachery to us fellow readers is shameful.

The heartbreak I feel knowing this thread is now officially unrelieved. Where do I go now? What do I read?

As a person who has lived many lives and has many children, I couldn’t imagine a sadder picture… TMB sat on the sofa. His children playing at his feet, scrabble tiles in hand, maybe a hot chocolate. “daddy, daddy, play with us play with us”. His response without even a thread of eye contact “sorry my beloved children, I’m currently prioritising my sister over you because my main goal in my life is to defame her”. The children, confusion plastered over their innocent faces “but why daddy? We don’t even see her anymore…”. TMB leans back, lets out a deep heavy sigh and folds his arms, “this here children is a life lesson. So listen to me even though I ignore you…In life, rather than just enjoying the life you choose to live and allowing people to live theirs, we have to be involved in EVERYTHING, we have to SHUT people down, exaggerate our truths and constantly live in the past. Then you will be truly happy my children because look at how happy I am”.

Sad isn’t it, maybe I should go into screen writing once I post this. Or maybe set up a GoFundMe page to help him? First donation being a tent maybe?

I digressed there, sincere apologies.

But I must say a heartfelt thank you, the imagination of you youngsters has truly been a pleasure to read but now TMB is here pretending to be the true sufferer, its become more boring than the selection of cereal in my cupboard.
*Disclaimer: I love crunchy nut with green top milk.

It’s been a wild ride everyone and thank you for taking the time to read this. Please remember true fans, remember why this all began, remember who you are, don’t let TMB dull your imaginative sparkle with his yawn worthy story times. We’re here for Mel (sorry Sid) not him.

Godspeed children.

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themiddlebrother said:

"his trauma is his and my traumas are mine and they was similar"

No they wasn't Melissa.

You didn't get your head pulled to the floor and kicked multiple times by your stepdad.

Punched in the face.

Pushed off the arm chair and nearly cracked your head on the cabinet.

Kicked out of the family home because you wanted to be with your fiance.

Had to sleep in the nearest working men's clubs shed for a week and find a tent to sleep on for a further 2 weeks in the middle of December.

Had to sofa surf at mates house for 3months. Where I got jumped a few times walking to the local town hall to help with housing. To be told they needed signature to prove my mum didn't want me yeah like thats going to go down well.

Managed to get a bedsit but was invested in druggies and alcoholics. Got a knife pulled out on me countless times.

When I finally got back onto my feet I saved up and get out.

Worked hard for my fiance and me to leave.

Got a home and we had our first born.

Got a job that didn't understand my mental health issues so got sacked after having a day off.

Tried to rekindle relationships with everybody outside the family only to have it all throw back in my face.

Was accused of stealing a phone off my dying grandma but it was our cousin yet it's ok I don't need a apology.

Wasn't told that grandma was getting worse yet you got told and picked up and taken there and looked after.

I had to make my own way there and was subjected to the cold shoulder.

Uncle called me selfish and humiliated me for not paying for your 21st bday banners because I was skint but to him I was getting pissed and drugged up because it's where I live.

I didn't have a 18th b'day or 21st bday as no one bothered to find me or ask Melissa or my mum how I was.

You had the family home to live in.
You could go to your other families house anytime like you said your auntie had a room ready.

Never had mother kicked you out.

You moved into grandmas house rent free as its mortgage was already paid.

Got pissed up nearly every night with your pisshead of a cousin and used that house as a piss head house for your cousins friends.

Your work made for your therapy and when they didn't want to promote you you threatened to take it higher so they give you a promotion. And then after 6 years you left because you called it a "toxic work place". Yeah sounds really toxic when a company's willing to pay your therapy. And keep you on despite having sloads of days off.

Your job somehow keeps you after you're taking the piss and saying it's mental health yet your ok tiktok and somehow you keep the job.

Got your first car off your father.
Got your teeth paid for.
Got your wedding payed off.

Yeah our paths are the same

She has such a warp thought process on her experiences.

She's mentioned that it was so "traumatic" at home yet after uni ran straight home to mummy and daddy

It's because you didn't save up or even thought about moving out if it was that bad you would leave but you took advantage of everything.

I didn't have the choice I was out on my ear and she seems to think I'm just playing the same tune even said" are Tom get over it no one cares you lived in a tent" like ???

Everything I have done I've done it from the ground up I had no choice to go up and work hard.

When my first born was born my mum or dad and Melissa didn't even come and see him.

Melissa got my fiance kicked out on Xmas eve.

Melissa used my mental health against me when I rung her up and cried about it on the phone. She ran to my mother and told it it's because I didn't love my fiance when she knew it's because I was struggling to find a meaning of living anymore due to having mental health issues and getting sacked because I had days where I couldn't do the job right.

Melissa says "go get therapy" nice one.

The angers me that you think our lives were so similar.

And she would literally just say I was jealous but it's the facts Melissa love.

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themiddlebrother said:

If anything this sounds a lot like Abbie to be fair it's obvious it's someone close to Melissa. Who chooses to use a fake account to express themselves. I particularly like the GoFundMe page for a tent comment very creative! And as for people saying one hit wonder and that is brilliant!

This just shows the immaturity from them.

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CalmDownSid said:

Talking of lying, look how Sid lies about her skin & using filters. She filters out the beard & tash regularly then she gets off in all the comments about her glowing skin, which I bet is a greasy mess in reality, well it was when she took that filter off months ago. Why can't she be honest about her skin? This TikTok is the best I've ever seen about filters & it's deffo the filter Sid uses.

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icallBS said:

Oh and yes when you came along I was like oooo gossip but I’ve sat and thought hang on ?! If you was the nonce yes I get it but no your the one who got on with her . And you’re even now calling out the uncles . Your exactly the same as mel

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icallBS said:

Yet your friends with both your mum and step dad on Facebook and even likes their photo very recently?
What’s you losing your job got to do with Mel ?
What’s all the family turning their back on you got do with Mel ?
She got your fiancé kicked out Xmas Eve , cus she didn’t like her ? The mother who is such a horrible mother actually listened to Mel and agreed to kick her out ? Yeah this all makes sense

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themiddlebrother said:

Yep we was sent a screen recording of it and it really send me and my fiance sideways as we completed cut her out and didn't know about the tiktoks. That's when I phone the police first because it was so inappropriate and untrue.


She knew mentioning my kids will get a reaction and Lord behold! She got views!


She never showed interest in them unfortunately we asked her to come watch them play a sport they both do and she declined because 10:30am is to early to get up.

And my eldest used to tell me when they stayed over Melissa used to shout and be horrible to him.

Melissa doesn't have patience for ANY KID.

When we used to go over and have the kids play together ( with the step kids) she never used to get involved in football or anything and I used to play with them because they was bored.

They never did anything with them it was the same park everytime. I felt awful for them so I organized games and that for her to say "your such an immature kid sometimes always about you" it's very much me me me me me.

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icallBS said:

Hmmm I’ve had to think about this one , both kids mothers get on with Mel ( one better than the other mind ) and if she was horrible they wouldn’t go to dads house cus Mel’s there .

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icallBS said:

Oh and yes when you came along I was like oooo gossip but I’ve sat and thought hang on ?! If you was the nonce yes I get it but no your the one who got on with her . And you’re even now calling out the uncles . Your exactly the same as mel

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Garlicdep said:

I think when you’ve had your life and family on blast to 1000s of people online for a year and they’re not stopping, this is how it goes.
You don’t slate people’s innocent children to strangers, I’d drag every Tom, dick and Harry into it and bring them all down.

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icallBS said:

I enjoy calling Mel out and I call out the dirty peados in her family including your brother . I’m up and down about some posts cus sometimes it goes over my head trying to figure out what’s going on as I don’t always go on her TikTok as she can be quite boring .
Regarding that dirty brother of yours .. surely the beef should be with him than your sister ? Who shall I remind you as far as I’m aware ( again I don’t know everything she’s said ) she hasn’t actually said anything bad about you?!
You have come in here ( you might even be a troll) and said your side of the story but that’s your story , your memories .. and to be honest I don’t know why your doing it ?! I’m gunna be frank and say you sound as bad as Mel ! She’s your sister who you “apparently “ got along with and I don’t understand why your bothered not talking .. if it’s over the wedding how absolutely pathetic on both sides . And I’m sorry but like I said I’d go for that nonce you call a brother than your sister

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BullshitDetector said:

Did you miss all the times she called TMBs kids poor, dirty, uncared for, unloved etc? Or the many times she's slagged of TMBs intelligence, life, partner etc? TMB has every right to fcuking defend himself & his new family, he has as much fcuking right to be here as anyone.
This is a gossip thread not an airport, you don't need to keep announcing your departure like you do.

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icallBS said:

Sad lmfao no lives you lot

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themiddlebrother said:

Couldn't I've put better myself @icallBS sorry it's just your incredibly confusing!

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icallBS said:

Sad lmfao no lives you lot

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BullshitDetector said:

Did you catch Melissas live earlier? I saw the bit where she said your now best friends with trolls

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themiddlebrother said:

Well not according to @icallBS I think

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icallBS said:

And over on TL
What a sad cow that poster is . She announces to like a fing airport !

Mel keep doing what your doing cus these are real naive sad bastards . Computersaysno sounds like a right fat old woman with 10 cats

Ben , you really need to get a life . You’re jealous your sister is earning money .. you are probably a thief in general so you got the blame . Kicked your brothers head in hahahaha seen size of him .

Weirdos up north

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