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der khkhm tut gleykh vas der nar tut endlikh.

der khkhm tut gleykh vas der nar tut endlikh.

Don’t think too hard mind. We don’t want that last remaining slither of a brain cell to self combust.

Don’t think too hard mind. We don’t want that last remaining slither of a brain cell to self combust.

cute that you miss us that much you check up on us 🥰

cute that you miss us that much you check up on us 🥰

Must make your eyes water, sticking bits in your japs eye. No? At least on the first go, I guess you build stamina. Makes me cross my legs and shudder.

Must make your eyes water, sticking bits in your japs eye. No? At least on the first go, I guess you build stamina. Makes me cross my legs and shudder.

for your ease.

for your ease.

Corrections in red, for your ease.

Corrections in red, for your ease.

Again with the assumptions that I’m a female who has bore children. Last time I checked, I don’t have the anatomy of a lady.

Again with the assumptions that I’m a female who has bore children. Last time I checked, I don’t have the anatomy of a lady.

Jodie? Jodie you say? Nope, don’t know who that is.

Jodie? Jodie you say? Nope, don’t know who that is.

Normal people don’t pay to see their pals flaps. Where am I arguing on her behalf? Anywhere? You bumped your head kid?

Normal people don’t pay to see their pals flaps. Where am I arguing on her behalf? Anywhere? You bumped your head kid?

Normal people just transfer their pals money when they wanna help out. They don’t become a sub and also feed the platforms profits. Who wants to see their mates chuff, really? Especially of the opposite sex where they’re insisting it was never a date they were just friends (looking at you Pauly...

Normal people just transfer their pals money when they wanna help out. They don’t become a sub and also feed the platforms profits. Who wants to see their mates chuff, really? Especially of the opposite sex where they’re insisting it was never a date they were just friends (looking at you Pauly...