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He loves the Satan in me 🤣🤣

That fool will still be swiping tinder when she’s 50, and nae cause she’s nae found the one but cause she’s a poisonous bastard

We’re aye dancing about the hoose, loads o laughs, kids secretly love it and I love that he’s my best friend and husband and my kids get to see what real love is! Get that right up ya vav

Imagine the fing dire chat you’ll get though fae that thick t 🤣🤣

And I got to say my line of “it’s hotter than satans arse crack in here” 🤣🤣 home from work and the summer house is like a fing Furness! Cocky as do I said my stolen line 🤣🤣 hubby laughed kids looked disgusted then hubby nailed it by saying “I’ve seen satans arse cracking and it’s hot as...

You have to keep up, move fast and be a funny t! We’ve nae other expectations o ya 🤣 and are you partial to being bundled into the boot of a car cause if nae ya maybe wanna back out now

Welcome, we aren’t a bad lot! We just use here to vent on the outrageous behaviour of Beyoncé/martha. Buckle up cause she’s wild

She had a lot of spies that were only picked out by chance, she’s super skeptical! But now I’m away over to check out her latest post cause she always nails them 🤣🤣🤣

My hero 🦸🏻‍♀️ remember not all hero’s wear capes 🤣🤣

Exactly 🤣 if someone popped into my account and was like “yer nae a natural blonde” “yer nae a size 14” “you used aunt Bessie Yorkies you didn’t make them” I’d be like aye ok have at it 🤣🤣 whatever 🤷🏽‍♀️ but if folk were firing about accusations like they have with her I’d be right on there...

No actually one more thing! If you’ve been sitting in “receipts ” all this time and allowing yourself to be “bullied” “trolled” “harassed” then why have you allowed it to continue! For attention? For hype? To plead the poor me card and get a following? To be the centre of speculation? None of it...

🙄 🙄 i just can’t! Back to my cleaning 🤣

She’s 💯 upto something 🤣 she’s nae sitting crying wondering how she can fix things and actually apologise, take accountability and attempt to salvage herself! No she’ll be plotting how to take someone down without getting caught and we all know it takes longer than a 7hr nap (just cause you...

Yeah I’m not really a tattler so I can obviously pick out our OG’s in here from a wee fraud but over there I’m only aware whatsthestory is mad Pam 🤣🤣 everyone else just blends

I’m maybe just defensive cause I don’t agree with what’s being said about HAHM 🤦🏽‍♀️

They are deffo a wee bit savage on tattle 🤣 like we throw around the insults with facts but Jeezo! Those lot will cut you for mistaking white vinegar with red wine vinegar 👀👀

If she’s sweating like Satans arse crack! Some time out in a cold dark room might be what’s needed 🤣🤣

Satans arse crack 🤣🤣 I’m 💯 nicking this line 🤣🤣🤣🤣 howling

Catch_a_fire83, I just liked and gave her a follow

I grabbed it from tik tok