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Hey Aimless, are you going to Tesco's? I hear they have some great clubcard deals today.

🎵🎶 Where on earth are you from? We're from Tescos Where do you come from Do you put the clubcard on Kick it Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah (bonjour) Nah nah nah (monsieur) We're from Tescos We're gonna troll all of youuuuu Can I introduce you please To a...

My phone just pinged with this. Please tell me Shameys got her push notifications on and she gets one too. She will be crying that Tesco is trolling her 🤣

Once again I'm playing catch up! My lyfe as a trol is just so busy! Don't forget trolz to get a lyfe. And well done Tesco. Treated myself to a meal deal and used my clubcard today in celebration 🎉 Off to keep reading 🥰

Tesco's new slogan - Every chin helps.

2.37 or not 2.37, that is the question?

True. She puts everything in her mouth and swallows 🤢🤣 Shame Bendy didn't do the same.

At this rate she will soon have no neck left.

Quick Aimless, kiss the frog!! It may be your prince you fing Shrek like ogre!

Just before I catch up I'd like to say at 2.37am I was tucked up in bed fast asleep. It was definitely 2.37am because I slept through it. Might have gone for a wee at 2.49am though.

She does have something. It's called Munchausen.

Eyes darting everywhere. Are you looking at your imaginary friends James? Do you have fleas? You keep scratching yourself. Maybe you are tweaking? The slug I found in my garden earlier has more personality and depth than you. Shame we can pour salt on you too.

I Put the live on, it was like he was staring into my soul!! Begone demon! Also his little head wobble to the music. Giving your own head a wobble there James? HI YOU FAT HEADED NONCEBAG! *waves*

Was it the thought of another content creator buying you a slippery nipple that put you off going Aimless? Awww shame. I've had a suprise period arrive during my menopause. Hurts like hell, gives me the rage BUT I've done a full day's work, not killed anybody then came home and did housework...

Dear anyone who is going to the same event as Aimless. Please please buy her a slippery nipple cocktail and have a selfie with her drinking it. I thank yew Chin chin bitches

May just report her for those nails alone. They are hideous. I've seen better nails/hooves in a donkey sanctuary. The nails in my walls are prettier than those monstrosities. You definitely didn't nail it this time again Shamey.

Why does Aimless no longer look like Aimless? Why do her eyes look wierd? How much more timber has she put on? Did I just see puffy nips? So many questions and a huge catch up to do. It's been manic at work. Roll on summer hols. Also ITS JULY WHERE IS MY SUNSHINE??!!!

Awwww huge congratulations to you all. Is this our first baby CC'r? Look after yourself @Olgacatpissyswampypig Give little one a wave from me 🥰❤️

Happy birthday @thelurker66 🎂💃 Hope you are having a wonderful day xx Aimless, I hope you s yourself on your birthday. It's the least you deserve.

Don't be a silly billy Jimbo. Of course we know your story. You've been blasting it all over TT for ages. Possibly the only thing we don't know is do you tuck left or right?