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The olympic committee (who follow her on TikTok) have decided because Aimless is such a star they have created a platinum medal just for her only. She was awarded this last night for winning the 'I'm a big fat whopping t and don't know when to shut my mouth and keep quiet' race. The committee...

@Olgacatpissyswampypig I had to do a double take on this one. No Photoshop needed 🤣

ANOTHER GOLD!! Winking champion 2024! At this rate Aimless is going to win the whole Lympics 👏

And we have our first gold medal won for amateur dramatics 👏👏👏

Good morning wonderful trowels In honour of the 2024 Lympics what events would our Shamey compete in?

Aimee has the mang. Pass it on.

Oh Aimless, you look more rough than I've ever seen you look before. Your inner nastiness shines through on your whole body now. Bet both Dave's are thanking their stars they got rid. Love that for you. Mwah 😘

Good morning you awesome bunch of bridge dwellers. I've spent the first few days of holidays cleaning (didn't film myself) sorting garden (didn't film myself) going food shopping (didn't film myself) drying all my washing outside (didn't film myself) Now I'm going to settle with my first chew...

Karma would be if she ends up in a retirement home in her old age she has all her money stolen.

Everyday is a school day! I did not know cuffs are traceable now. Not that I'm going to steal any but ya know, now I know

🎶🎵 The hills are alive with the smell of catpiss 🎶🎵

Well I've broke up for six weeks now. Whoop whoop so will be able to catch up a lot easier. @Puffy nips and stinky vag Please adopt me. I'll look after the donkeys. I LOVE donkeys. Anyway whilst doing DofE walks again last week I came across the most fabulous bridge for our troll army to...

No idea. I went onto tobacco and rolled my own. I remember mates shouting TWOS and THREES so whoever got it last had the soggy filter. Ughhh. I just couldn't imagine doing that now 🤢

10 Silk Cut, Bottle of Maddog 20/20 and some Lemon Hooch. Taboo and lemonade also. I've been teetotal for 4 years now. My Jagermeister and Jack Daniels days are over🤣🤣

This little piggy went to Tesco's This little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef pork This little piggy got dumped And this little piggy went wahhhh wahhh mummy the trolz have used hurty words wahhhhh wahhhhh Tesco's have dropped me wahhhh wahhhh

C'mon England. Every little helps...

Do you have recipes for the money? Oh Queenie, we always come with the recipes. Anyone for a slice of cake?

Not round here it's not 🤣 Okay I didn't have my readers on when I read and wrote that. Thought you meant Costcutter and spar. In my defence I'm hungry 🤣

The Huns are commenting tagging Sainsbury's to give her a deal. More chance of the local Costcutter/Spar sponsoring her at the moment.

Did my housework. Got a bit bored. Made us a poster. Can't fit everyone on there soz. Might print it off and pin it on the noticeboard in Tesco.