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I dress better to pop to the shops. All those clothes and no clue. Or do your other outfits not fit anymore Miss takeaway queen?

I like to call this "WTF have a done to me eyebrows"

You really think she's gonna fit in that after the takeaways the past few months? It was already tight! Go on Aimless. Try it on again, give us a good laugh

fing hell who gave H a Sharpie marker? #jumpscare

Oh my days I climbed a rather large hill/mountain? Ouch. But had such an amazing time. I shall return to catch up after work (yes even in pain I go to do my job, take note Miss Catpiss) My legs hate me 🤣😭

Hey Shameless. Did you know about D'Day? Probably not. Anyway I'm off on a Duke of Edinburgh expedition. Ya know climbing hills and suchlike. Something you absolutely would not do. And being responsible for a group of children. Something else you would be s at. Have a great day CC and TL folks 🥰

NO! NOPE! WE DO NOT PUT fING GRAVY ON fING MAC AND CHEESE! STOP IT YOU DICKHEAD!

Oh yayyyyyyy @thelurker66 is back. That's worth crawling out from under my bridge for *shakes pompoms* 💃

A reminder Aimless. You do not have a teenager. It's all in the numbers. Nine Ten Eleven Twelve ThirTEEN FourTEEN Do you get it now I've put it so simply? Or are you trying to be quirky but failing again? Also you don't inherit an accent. That's just plain stupidity. Oh gosh I give up. Your...

Had my first chew of the day now I'm off to work. That place where people work hard for honest money. Have a smashing day everyone 🥰 Not you Shameless or Bendy. May your scissors never be sharp and you stub your little toes on every piece of furniture.

Just came on to say the same! Make it make sense? You could have had the REAL DEAL but choose to get processed food from Tesco instead. Good grief she's a walloping twatasaurus!

Just a quick one Miss Catpiss. It's "go to" or "going to" not "go Tesco's". Your so lazy you have to miss words out. Stop it. That is all. I'm off to touch grass on the last day of my week off. Back to work (real hard work for honest money) tomorrow 😭

Aimless, look, it's you. Top story in the Scum. I've not linked or read as it's in that newspaper but it showed up on something else.

What do we think she stole from that room? And no we don't believe you ironed everything before you came and definitely didn't use that iron whilst you were there. Princess Scuttbucket.

After that flight I may have to hang up my pilots hat and get back under my bridge. I need my own therapy bear.

Happy birthday to youuuuuuu 🥳

Pastries, omelette (foreign eggs Aimless?) and toast with jam. Or is that mountains of jam on toast? That's 3 breakfasts. Greedy glutenous heathen! So this mini break was food, drink, big boats, animals in cages and now shopping. What a waste of over 3k

The only thing getting sucked off is the pastries we have when she inhales them. May have to change my profession after this flight trauma.

14 to 16. It's a wide boarding gate.