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The bubble tea looked disgusting, where was the ice?

Catpiss sweetie, did you put the sudocrem on a bite or on your crusty herpes covered beef curtains?

She didn't know how to describe the scent of thing that had MANDARIN written on the packaging. She's dumb

This showed up on my feed the other day. Nice herpes breakout

let the cats ruin the ugly sofa so greg the wallet can buy her a new one

I hope they bill her (well her dad) for the extra work

A narcissist

The poor diet is catching up quickly. Catpiss Jones in the DUD

gotta keep the name as single mama so she can find some dick

I just knew as soon as she read out tumeric from the ingredients list of those sausage rolls she would complain about it. Predictable as always Catpiss

Unless you can hear the sound of a new bottle opening, I wouldn't trust the bottle to not be filled with vodka.

But Mummy I want to go to Home Bargain NOW

catpiss is looking desperate for the hismile partnership

I'd send money to pizza & co to put cheese on her pasta

The only good thing that will come out of those videos is the screenshots and whatever videos hippo makes from them

Woe is me I forced myself to eat CREAMCHEESE on camera and pretended to be sick because I fake a food aversion for attention and now people are angry I waste food. I know she hoovered down the remainders and the spilt crumbs as soon as the camera was turned off.

Yeah those plates were spread out. That was not the results of a box breaking

I feel like catpiss destroying those ugly plates was a personal attack at me for telling her to get a stylist :p

a grubby b with a poor diet who only drinks coffee, Fanta and prosecco no wonder you are unwell.