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That dent in her head is definitely getting worse by the day! Perimenopause my arse - the polyester pjs, yeti dressing gown and that sty cheapo bedding - bet her crotch stinks like hull docks not to mention the yeasty tits! No woman suffering with temp control would even think about it...

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Didn’t she say she had ordered new bedroom furniture when she got Harold some? I’m sure she did?

Such a cocky cow - karma is a b ain’t she🤣🤣

Poor kids will be traumatised! My bloke lets some student flats and they are lovely - redone every September - is she near a Uni? X

It’s cos the windows need a proper fettle - big patio door and looks like the black hole of Calcutta!

Who the do would rent that? X

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Yeah but did he ? Or is he under the patio ?

She thinks it’s princess n the pea! More like she sticks another mattress on top of the old one everytime one gets cat piss soaked 🤢

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Oh those were days my friend 🤣🤣🤣

Hasn’t any one saved that ? It was a classic! 🤣

No way 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine her grotty trotters and scaly legs - not to mention the filthy hair and herpes scabs in your beautiful bedding ! I wouldn’t let her kip in with the bloody donkeys! I honestly don’t know what I’d do if someone brought someone like her to stay at mine - I’d have a breakdown - the jet wash...

THIS 🙌🙌 I use Molton Brown Milk Musk too cos it’s white and smells totally clean an classy - perfect night for me - heaven x

It’s the one where she trying to tie it to the lights for me doing the woe is me face 🤣🤣

🤣🤣 it will go up for the Halloween parties - one the weekend before Halloween for the kids and one for the adults weekend after - it’s never up for more than a week x will you stop outing me! I’m trying to destroy from within ! Ninja troll I am ! X

Awww cheers babe - I’m all smug now! Yep I’m the classy troll 🤣🤣

Oh I’m sorry but what the actual do is wrong with the daft tart! What’s with the fing big green frog in a middle aged woman’s bedroom? And does she know that fing pumpkin thing she piled with se is for teabags?