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What colour is that fing grotty headboard?

Exactly ! Can’t stand dusty soft toys - not for me ! I do have a 8ft Halloween tree with moving spiders and a life size mummy in a coffin 🤣🤣 they go up on Halloween night and down the next day - my bloke does the whole shebang for the kids 🤣

I could NEVER sleep in that bloody bedding 😱 bet it’s all bitty - classic example of cash can’t buy class - those cushions look ridiculous! She needs to buy some Kelly Hoppen styling books or something ! Everything she touches is just se - like an 80s caravan in Bridlington or a budget B&B 😱

I totally get the seasonal decor ( don’t pile on me ) I like to switch it out when it’s appropriate - definitely not Halloween in bloody August but won’t be chuckling like Mutley and wetting my knickers! I like to buy a few pieces every year and I buy what I know will still be good in years to...

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Just got my head in the sink AGAIN🤮

Helooooo Jackie🤣🤣🤣🤣

No way is she having M&S - who we nominating to lead the charge! X

It supposed to olga on the loo with her bum wipes! I won’t give up my day job 🤣🤣

Well I tried to upload a profile pic n do knows what happened! 🤣🤣

I think all this is about that bloody ceiling 😀that many people have said how disgusting it is she can’t keep ignoring it - she will say it needs plastering because of the new light fittings to save face. How the hell she thinks it’s relatable to real single mums though is beyond me - yanno the...

She got up this morning n started trying to find something that fits - stuff thrown everywhere- on to her mum crying and chucking a tantrum so finished off the Costco buns to cheer herself up. Didn’t work so she strangled a cat or two. Harold is hiding under the covers while granny gash is...

Totally lost with all this at this stage??? Whose lane is this person in?

do knows how she gets away with saying this! Are all her Huns using braille or something? There’s no way they can’t see her there in front of them a size bloody 16 at least! X

She absolutely did say that! I remember it !! Can’t you guys that are good at the detective stuff find the receipts? I can’t even remember when she had bronchitis?

Sorry but it it just me who thinks it’s really tacky to have place names on stuff? You never see me in a hoodie with Blackpool emblazoned everywhere and no way would I have things in my house - just not me - not even a mug !

I’m calling Birds Eye for the ad deal - she will be demanding name changes - it’s Harold’s chicken not Birds Eye

No way would any hygiene products want to work with her - unless it’s gunna door before and afters and send in the fumigation team for the first vid! Telling you all if it’s for soap or shower gel we need to be ready to mobilise- receipts and all ! What an insult that would be to anyone who...

Yes there is - loony

Me too x no mum should ever have to bury a child x 🖤 heartbreaking x