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I think we all know I’m not the best detective on here- my theories are never right 🤣

Been babysitting this morning for the littles and took them to get a toy each - they chose Barbies - I have laughed so much 🤣 they have pretend phones and when we got home they went off with their stuff and I heard them in the play room “filming themselves” doing an unboxing and product...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I ❤️it - I bet she feels like she lives her sad life in a straight jacket 🤣🤣 she move without one of our CC detectives on the job !

She can’t possibly just piss of in all conscience n leave that cat? I’m not a cat person but I could never let my dog have an anaesthetic and then leave them! Mine would never forgive me! And she says …. Oh it’s fine the fantasy cat sitter has begged me to go …and the idiot Huns accept this lie...

Crying 🤣🤣

Sainsbury we need green Bob milk / ( doing that fing boss b look) - do off ya narc! Like she owns Sainsbury’s now! The CEO will go milk the fing cow for ya eh? She’s a Fanny!

This stupid baby talk! Our littlest would side eye me n she’s not 3 yet! 🤣

Cos that’s what they do on QVC - she means buisness ! 🤣

He will be going as half n half - shrek and daft donkey ! One of his mates called me princess fiona this morning ! Cheeky git! X

It’s no laughing matter all this - I thought I’d married Tom Hady n I actually got mr tumble the donkey whisperer! 🤯

Howling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s the lies babe - rapid breathing -I see it all the time - your brain goes faster trying to work out the tale as you are spouting x either that or you become more clipped - she does that on her clap backs - been doing my job long enough to know when someone is chatting bubbles x

Oh I’m bloody sorry but that last vid with the cat!!! How the hell does she lie like she does n the muppets just accept it?? She clearly had not noticed the cats weren’t right cos she was being a clever b with anyone in the comments (that we actually got to see) that were TELLING HER there...

Ya can have him n his four legged besties! ! 🤣

He would love that name 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Will you all stop nice about him! He is a t remember! You are supposed to be on my side! 🤣

Oh n Tilly - it wasn’t just ordinary 🍟 it had a little hole in the middle to poke my head through - made of foam n couldn’t get through the bleeding door! The crotch bit was past my knees n the arm holes were that far from the body you could only see my hands and my legs looked 12 inch long! I...

It was the weekend gone babe- I did put a post on - didn’t have time to go back n change 🍟🌭 so I borrowed a mates Marilyn Monroe ( looked total sex bomb 💣 even if I say so myself) dick head got a 70s Rod Stewart get up from a mate of his - cos he felt daft bring a 🌭without 🍟……Tilly I kid you...

Naughty step for you missy! Violation of a fellow troll! 🤣

What in my 🍟outfit? Thought you lot were supposed to support your fellow trolls? Bunch of pussies you lot ! 🤣🤣🤣I’m hard core me!