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He would love that name 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Will you all stop nice about him! He is a t remember! You are supposed to be on my side! 🤣

Oh n Tilly - it wasn’t just ordinary 🍟 it had a little hole in the middle to poke my head through - made of foam n couldn’t get through the bleeding door! The crotch bit was past my knees n the arm holes were that far from the body you could only see my hands and my legs looked 12 inch long! I...

It was the weekend gone babe- I did put a post on - didn’t have time to go back n change 🍟🌭 so I borrowed a mates Marilyn Monroe ( looked total sex bomb 💣 even if I say so myself) dick head got a 70s Rod Stewart get up from a mate of his - cos he felt daft bring a 🌭without 🍟……Tilly I kid you...

Naughty step for you missy! Violation of a fellow troll! 🤣

What in my 🍟outfit? Thought you lot were supposed to support your fellow trolls? Bunch of pussies you lot ! 🤣🤣🤣I’m hard core me!

I am manifesting a rich successful brain surgeon with the sexiest arse and 6 pack to come and sweep you off your tootsies - kind loving and respectful with a great sense of humour- great manners - never leaves the loo seat up or buys random donkeys. He will be with you by August and all of us...

It the “where did she put the gravy” comment that does me! These fing idiots are allowed to vote and raise kids but they are actually worrying where H has her gravy! 🤯

Well won’t do Aldi hauls - she wouldn’t want a deal with them - too common🤣

Not a prayer - I’ve gotta replace the bedding yet - gunna have to do the whole room🤣🤣 and remember he actually thought I’d be fine with the🍟 - sorry but he can make mates with the polos !

I think they look like something that swoops from the sky n nicks your fish out the pond!

I would pay good money to see her in full stompothon 🤣 fing cats swinging by their tails her bouncing off the walls squealing n H sat under the table on her iPad oblivious! 🤣

That’s it !!! He is forever fing shrek now! 🤣🤣

Mine too now 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣miss Rachel 🤣🤣🤣

Wonder how long the DVLA decision will take? She must know something by now?

Do you think she’s already necked all the gifted suff? Christ her liver will be pickled!

keeps saying is he is so sorry but he couldn’t say no cos the lady was getting on and needed to sell them and our 7 year old was crying and begging him to let them come to live at our house. He tried explaining that you can’t just buy donkeys but she was heartbroken cos the lady said they would...

keeps saying is he is so sorry but he couldn’t say no cos the lady was getting on and needed to sell them and our 7 year old was crying and begging him to let them come to live at our house. He tried explaining that you can’t just buy donkeys but she was heartbroken cos the lady said they would...

Not me striding over my prostate bloke who has fainted with the shock! 🤣🤣🤣