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Awwwe - Miss marple have no fear! I am s at the detective malarkey 🤣x

Shallow Hal syndrome x

I am so sorry sweetie I replied on the wrong comment - that looks like I was being rude x sorry

😱😱😱😱 I should think so !!! Nothing to do with you would be the last words he uttered with a full set of teeth and his dangle bit still in situ!

You can have him and the donkeys babe - where am I sending them all x

Thank you for your support xxx

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Is she channeling milk maid or Andy pandy here😱

Babe I don’t think a clinic or institution has been built yet that could cater for all of our bonkers lot on here x mad as box of frogs you lot ! Not me of course x

Howling🤣🤣

I like 400 tc - could chat bedding all day x my bloke dies not understand the gravity- missy the set we are talking about is Kelly Hoppen 😢

I’ve got a theory people - call me sceptical but … weren’t the gruesome twosome supposed to be doing a once in a lifetime visit to Charlie’s today? Well I reckon bendy had agreed to pick up Ralph n anal aims has had a sulk - persuaded mummy to say it’s her who is poorly cos she knows she would...

Doubt very very much she will have bedding issues babe - you’ve seen the actual state of that bed - probably crimplene polyester and cat hair blend - 2 for £7 at the pound shop x dirty cow !

Oh my actual christ! He would be on sleeping on the trampoline for a month - so sorry for your loss babe - let us say a prayer fir the 220 thread count 🙏 xx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣soul mate x

Well my inner evil has been whispering babe- how’s this sound? - I’m gunna forgive him Wednesday morning cos I’ve got the day off - take him back to bed for sexy time - cuff him to the bed and do off to selfridges with his wallet to buy more - I am wounded babe- only fellow bedding snobs...

Yes real life honking donkeys 😱😱Mildred and Fanny!!!

I was thinking as patients 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never ! 🤬

Or a donkey !