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There has to be - I think they told her straight that she was a lazy minger and they didn’t want someone who lets there kid play with mucky used vibrators - especially when they are riddled with herpes and constantly pissed representing their brand. Think she then did her usual stompothon and...

About 18 x he is still creeping and slithering and I’m still telling him to go shag a polo x

Donkey update🤣 dr bleeding Dolittle has had a vet out to check the eeaaaws over - they need vaccinations before the farmer will have them on his yard - im howling …. £590 for the vet check and some hoof thing and vaccinations £120 each. Then he’s gotta pay someone to move them and the cost of...

She’s gunna be doing a bundle you watch x

She won’t want mr Burns dad to have her - she won’t want her - she never does, she just loves calling the shots but to be honest - from what I’ve seen regarding that kid her dad ain’t that bothered - not bothered enough by a long shot!

Can just say - the amount of broken hair she has round her hairline ?? Looks like bloody horns and her whole head is bitty and frizzy - it’s in awful condition !

Those rings look hideous - she’s go grubby! And the wobbly puffed nipples are back - safety goggles at the ready !!

She is so passive aggressive with her sister - a bully to her core. She is the type to never do a good deed unless it benefits her - a real smiling assassin ! Bet she has never ever been happy for anyone else’s good fortune either - even buying gifts / it’s about showing how benevolent SHE is ...

Missy you ALWAYS nail it! 🤣

Only up a tree in benders! 🤣 and only when I like him n I don’t at the min so trust me! There is no kink here for a while babes 🤣

It’s my new fave saying 🤣🤣🤣sorry I pinched it 😱

Howling 🤣🤣

Those vile MDF things ! X

The world is so unfair yanno - I know I’m lucky but we both work bloody hard. It just absolutely fs my brain that our nurses, junior doctors, fire and police officers, teachers , home care workers, armed forces and every other person than we owe our lives and country to come way down the...

It really is dated but I don’t think her lack of taste helps. Nothing matches or tones - I’d love to have free rein in there! I’ve said before my bloke builds and refurbs houses and I have always dressed them for sale or lease - I save him a fortune 🤣 bet those aren’t even fire doors! Even...

Oh wow - can you still even get that? X

I’d have gone to a caravan in Skeggy rather than spend my time packing and organising and stressing about delays babe - the kids are loving it! Only kids on the planet that love it when their mum and dad fall out 🤣🤣 - you would howl if you saw how hard he is slithering here x

The more snot the quicker he caves - ask the kids - can’t ask yet anyway cos I’m still not talker to him! He’s trying his hardest - it’s quite funny - I’ve wrote on some cards in big letter GO TALK TO YOUR DONKIES …. PISS OFF …… GO SHAG A POLO …… every time he says anything I’m holding one up 🤣🤣🤣

Not heard of that? Unless ? Did it come in a yellow tin? Think that was the gravy salt my Nan used? X

I’d be booted off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 il save them for our knees up 🤣🤣