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I do mine every evening after dinner without fail! And then twice a week they get a steam mop. Yes this is what normal clean people do babe - we are NOT the abnormalities 🤣

You just know the floor is sticky and you can feel all the bits when you walk on - fur balls big as her head under that sofa and bits of toe nails cos I know she picks her feet - we’ve seen the state of her hooves - dirty dirty dirty !

Nothing like a good fettle - I’ve got cleaning outfits ! It’s either shorts n T or sweats n I never wear them for anything but cleaning! 50 shades of grey when he always wears THE jeans n she knows she in for a happy ending? Well my sweats are on n my bloke is looking in every cupboard for a...

Worst job to start this! I can’t sleep if I know my wardrobes aren’t neat and co ordinated though - I have to be able to see everything - if ya no ya no x

Why thank you x

Ha ha - I doubt it - theyd need a stair lift - got knows how old they are! I’d laugh too if it wasn’t me! My granddaughter came bombing in squealing pops has bought some donkeys for me! - he couldn’t look at me - I made her say it 3 times! Honestly he is such a push over. Good job nobody’s asked...

Only you x they should just fling them out without treatment - no excuses - these idiots are there in need of someone to help them and they carry on like arse holes - I’d be telling them - even if they were attending with a bruised finger that we need to give you this incredibly large injection...

Only you x

Wish I could give you all a pay rise - you are all amazing - bonkers but amazing x

Tilly I bet you roam the hospital corridors like a dementor looking for things to poke, squeeze, and sniff! X

Me too n I wrote it! 🤢

Oh my god - the POLOS - that’s all he will be filling in quite a long time ! Enjoy your dinner my love x

What a cock babe x well done you x

Going in the torture book this one x

Going in the torture book this one x

Bet all the hard skin on her hooves scratches on the duvet cover too - mucky mare ! X

Still chuckling at this - the comment of the evening x 🤣

And goes bobbly - the kids used to beg me for character bedding - like over my dead body! X

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